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FarrenH

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84. Satanists are Christians

Mon Sep 1, 2014, 08:57 AM

Sep 2014

or at least Abrahamic religionists, so clearly they can't be Wiccans. I exclude postmodern atheist Satanists, like LaVey, et al, of course.

You have to believe Abrahamic mythology to be a theistic Satanist.

South Africa still has an "occult crimes unit", a hangover from the Calvinist culture of Apartheid, which is amusing. One of the things that struck me in one of their reports on "occult related crimes" (like claimed human and animal sacrifice) was the massive over-representation of small towns in the heartland of Calvinist conservatism. IOW, a strong signal that stereotypical religious Satanists are Christians that "switched sides". IOW the conventional religiosity of a region strongly predicts the number of Satanists.

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Is your child being lured into witchcraft? [View all] KamaAina Aug 2014 OP

Love it! TDale313 Aug 2014 #1

More good work being done by Satanists PNW_Dem Aug 2014 #53

Thanks! Haven't laughed so much in a long time. nt edgineered Aug 2014 #2

Let us pray that more of them do. Cleita Aug 2014 #3

Eeeeeeek! Jackpine Radical Aug 2014 #4

Sounds reasonable. FarPoint Aug 2014 #5

Well you have to understand that the people that complain the most about Wiccans Rex Aug 2014 #6

Agree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2014 #8

Many people in occult groups make fun of Wiccans ZombieHorde Aug 2014 #10

I don't believe any Wiccans worship the Christian gods REP Aug 2014 #20

Wiccans generally worship a god and a goddess. ZombieHorde Aug 2014 #21

Trying to convert others is against 'the rules' REP Aug 2014 #22

Yes, in theory. Chan790 Aug 2014 #56

"Every group has the total authority to define the structure of their beliefs and practices..." Vine Gatherer Sep 2014 #67

Nothing... Chan790 Sep 2014 #86

No we don't all. lisby Sep 2014 #90

That is why I said "generally." ZombieHorde Sep 2014 #99

I believe the poster was speaking more generally of neo-paganism Dragonfli Sep 2014 #102

Satanists are Christians FarrenH Sep 2014 #84

Did not know that! Rex Sep 2014 #93

The vast majority of Satanists are atheists. ZombieHorde Sep 2014 #98

Yeah FarrenH Sep 2014 #108

Well, my son did read all the Harry Potters RiffRandell Aug 2014 #7

The Biblical creation story could be described as witchcraft. ...nt dougolat Sep 2014 #77

I went to lunch with a pagan once shenmue Aug 2014 #9

I've been to lunch with a Pagan Treant Aug 2014 #11

I participated in a Beltane (May Day) ritual KamaAina Aug 2014 #33

Question: were you calling quarters, specifically the guardian of the south? Dragonfli Aug 2014 #35

I most likely was KamaAina Aug 2014 #46

Many unwittingly participate in Samhain!!! the_sly_pig Sep 2014 #82

Those who did in Harrisburg, Pa. in '63 came away disappointed KamaAina Sep 2014 #106

Yes! tblue Aug 2014 #12

Goddess knows I tried LiberalEsto Aug 2014 #13

Oh so that is where my life went wrong. JEB Aug 2014 #14

Satanism: Latest Right-Right Wing Movement that has been going on for hundreds of years. DhhD Aug 2014 #15

Well Hocus Pocus vlyons Aug 2014 #16

Not being snarky; just true bewilderment Half-Century Man Aug 2014 #27

Wouldn't be surprised if that were true. bvf Aug 2014 #42

Not so much cannabilism as animal sacrifice vlyons Aug 2014 #47

I'm Jewish and have had some study into sacrifice. Half-Century Man Aug 2014 #57

And a rockin' tune, too. johnp3907 Aug 2014 #43

KnR. nt tblue37 Aug 2014 #17

This article left me Bewitched kairos12 Aug 2014 #18

I nose what you mean pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #19

I'm Darrin you to come up with another one. kairos12 Aug 2014 #36

I Endora how you think of these things. Chellee Sep 2014 #64

Tryin to fit Aunt Clara in defacto7 Sep 2014 #71

Yes, it's Clara you aunt got what it takes. Chellee Sep 2014 #73

Ha! defacto7 Sep 2014 #75

Okay, this entire conversation has just fallen off a cliff. Chellee Sep 2014 #79

And with that NOSEdive off the cliff, we seem to have come full circle pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #101

I'm struggling to find a way to fit in Sargent and York pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #76

No wonder Fundies have imthevicar Aug 2014 #23

I am a former Wiccan, but now I'm an atheist, RebelOne Aug 2014 #37

i hear unionthug777 Aug 2014 #24

And what, apart from witches, is made from wood? jmowreader Aug 2014 #58

bridges. unionthug777 Aug 2014 #62

It's a shame we had that faith beat out of us by the loving christians. toby jo Aug 2014 #25

I hope so!!! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2014 #26

Me too! Tribalceltic Aug 2014 #34

In 782 the Christians slaughtered 4500 pagans to convert or die. ErikJ Aug 2014 #28

In 325 CE, Constantine the Great created Christianity vlyons Aug 2014 #49

Someone should have warned that dark hippie loyalsister Aug 2014 #29

Even kittehs can be lured in shenmue Aug 2014 #30

... undeterred Aug 2014 #31

Aww! I love Siamese! nomorenomore08 Aug 2014 #55

If you please! defacto7 Sep 2014 #72

They are pretty insistent/demanding. Even more so than most cats. n/t nomorenomore08 Sep 2014 #74

What Is She Doing with One of Our Cats? Wolf Frankula Aug 2014 #63

The Wiccan master plan in song. Dragonfli Aug 2014 #32

Love this! silverweb Sep 2014 #81

And let's not forget... DUN-DUN-DUNNN! ... Harry Potter! longship Aug 2014 #38

Blessed be, KamaAina! raven mad Aug 2014 #39

Great! bvf Aug 2014 #40

Yep. People who think this way are definitely considered PatrickforO Aug 2014 #41

Never happen sarisataka Aug 2014 #44

"Do what thou wilt, harm none is the whole of the law." Crowley paraphrased. rickyhall Aug 2014 #45

The Crowley quote that was paraphrased in full Dragonfli Sep 2014 #65

The world would be a better place LWolf Sep 2014 #94

I just gave examples of three separate faiths advocating such an ethic Dragonfli Sep 2014 #100

Yes. LWolf Sep 2014 #103

where can i get lured? livefreest Aug 2014 #48

Eye of newt collection not on the list? tclambert Aug 2014 #50

So much awesome! Veilex Aug 2014 #51

Personally, I prefer the GODLY, pro-JESUS side... nikto Aug 2014 #52

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! n/t tazkcmo Aug 2014 #54

Witchcraft is more widespread than I had imagined BlueStreak Aug 2014 #59

I hope so. Vattel Aug 2014 #60

I went to church with Pagans. Manifestor_of_Light Aug 2014 #61

My God, Such Evil Horror!!! Vine Gatherer Sep 2014 #66

Why does Wicca get such a friendly reception from so many atheists? Marr Sep 2014 #68

Probably because Wiccans generally aren't out trying to force their way of life on everyone. gtar100 Sep 2014 #70

Some possibilities... LWolf Sep 2014 #95

I liked your response very much Dragonfli Sep 2014 #105

That's my experience, as well. LWolf Sep 2014 #107

no JohnnyRingo Sep 2014 #69

A few years ago I joined a magazine yuiyoshida Sep 2014 #78

I certainly bloody well hope so JackInGreen Sep 2014 #80

Jesus loves him some war. Enthusiast Sep 2014 #83

DH just told me the story on this new and improved Signs of Witchcraft Hestia Sep 2014 #85

Give me that old-time religion... alterfurz Sep 2014 #87

We will pray to Aphrodite, in her satin silver nightie, KamaAina Sep 2014 #104

meanwhile, Satan sez... alterfurz Sep 2014 #88

LOL jwirr Sep 2014 #89

Better that than the Christian Church . . . another_liberal Sep 2014 #91

Adults shouldn't believe in magic. AlbertCat Sep 2014 #92

Science has always been LWolf Sep 2014 #96

Well said . . . another_liberal Sep 2014 #97

Wait....wha.....? AlbertCat Sep 2014 #110

I certainly hope so - LibertyLover Sep 2014 #109