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8. Here's one for red fox urine:

Sat Sep 6, 2014, 02:00 PM

Sep 2014

Don't Tamper with the Food Chain
By T. Leach VINE VOICE on January 12, 2006

Problem: Groundhogs. Solution: Deceptively trick them into believing that the crawlspace under your deck is actually an overutilzed fox urinal. New Problem: Bobcats looking for foxes. Now we've got wildcats clawing and growling under our grill and deck furniture as they await the return of these apparently urine-bloated foxes (and our little brichon frise dog Gaston-Rene is long gone). A guy at the university says that I need to do some "excrement-compounding" which involves layering my fox urine with cougar urine and then with cougar-carcass essence. We don't see the results of this yet vis-a-vis the foxes, but the flies are out of control. Thank goodness for our noses, these can be addressed with a giant poster of a frog and a running digital recording of two bats mating.

I haven't laughed this hard since forever!

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