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beam me up scottie

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18. Wow, so happy to hear your son is okay.

Reply to Thirties Child (Reply #17)

Sat Sep 6, 2014, 01:48 PM

Sep 2014

Not many people can brag about surviving an encounter with a grizzly bear mama.

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Quite the review. MineralMan Sep 2014 #1

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Sorry to hear about your cousin's experience. beam me up scottie Sep 2014 #71

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