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sibelian

(7,804 posts) Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:28 AM Sep 2014

What would you do if you saw a T-rex with (edit) fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes [View all]

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bursting through the wall of your house and eating your TV and DVD collection?

Seriously.

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What would you do if you saw a T-rex with (edit) fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes [View all] sibelian Sep 2014 OP

Depends. Duer 157099 Sep 2014 #1

I would need depends!!!!! onecent Sep 2014 #59

Correction. That's fricking LASER beams! longship Sep 2014 #2

My bad. sibelian Sep 2014 #41

I disagree. It should be fracking laser beams. Quackers Sep 2014 #52

Seriously? jambo101 Sep 2014 #3

Don't eat the brown acid! NBachers Sep 2014 #4

I'd turn up the volume and bang a gong... DreamGypsy Sep 2014 #5

I hope I would have the presence of mind Heidi Sep 2014 #6

Actually, that's sound advice sibelian Sep 2014 #46

I'd turn off Glenn Beck. OffWithTheirHeads Sep 2014 #7

Yep!!! RKP5637 Sep 2014 #33

... sibelian Sep 2014 #42

Hire some bears... beevul Sep 2014 #8

Figure out if it had a turbine on its head... regnaD kciN Sep 2014 #9

So it would be a JET PROPELLED T-rex with fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes!!! sibelian Sep 2014 #44

What kind of sound would a turbine propelled T-Rex make? Agschmid Sep 2014 #51

Thorazine. ( n/t ) Make7 Sep 2014 #10

I park a 6000 SUX in front of it. kentauros Sep 2014 #11

Grab a mirror. NutmegYankee Sep 2014 #12

UNNNNGGGGGG NuclearDem Sep 2014 #39

I would sing this song... KansDem Sep 2014 #13

Excellent. nt littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #19

K&R! n/t RKP5637 Sep 2014 #34

I WOULD ASK THE BURNING QUESTION.... yuiyoshida Sep 2014 #14

Sorry, only have sea bass. NuclearDem Sep 2014 #37

I'd call up Chuck Norris. edbermac Sep 2014 #15

Grab a digital camera. ColesCountyDem Sep 2014 #16

ROFL malaise Sep 2014 #17

Offer him a drink because that would be fucking cool! randome Sep 2014 #18

Can we cook littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #20

2nd question would be "Is 'T-Rex" edible? fadedrose Sep 2014 #78

If it ate my TV and DVD collection kentauros Sep 2014 #21

Thread winner...! sibelian Sep 2014 #22

I cannot tell you how much I hope this is a rhetorical question... DeadLetterOffice Sep 2014 #23

aw. sibelian Sep 2014 #25

Shoot it a whole bunch of times....then run. ileus Sep 2014 #24

But what if you missed and ran out of bullets and it ran after you? sibelian Sep 2014 #40

Leave quickly hobbit709 Sep 2014 #26

I would lay off using LSD for a few days. B Calm Sep 2014 #27

Flush out the peyote, too kentauros Sep 2014 #29

The last time I used peyote, it was Mickey Mouse when I closed my eyes. Not B Calm Sep 2014 #43

Hm. Lots of fireworks but no fricken laser beams. sibelian Sep 2014 #45

The peyote lizard inspired the bigger lizard: the T. Rex. kentauros Sep 2014 #66

for realz? tomm2thumbs Sep 2014 #28

It's hungry. sibelian Sep 2014 #30

I'd get it on!... Bang a gong!... cascadiance Sep 2014 #31

Maybe the middle-eastern guy with the turbine on his head could help? baldguy Sep 2014 #32

Depends madokie Sep 2014 #35

Resolve to never agin eat spicy food just before bedtime. JHB Sep 2014 #36

Taco's will do that eh? Agschmid Sep 2014 #50

I would have said Cool!!! AMAR0113 Sep 2014 #38

is a T-rex.... smiley Sep 2014 #47

No idea. sibelian Sep 2014 #48

it might be something to consider... smiley Sep 2014 #74

Hide in a toilet, I hear that worked well in Jurassic Park.. Agschmid Sep 2014 #49

Take another hit and put my supplier on speed dial. Quackers Sep 2014 #53

TOTES. sibelian Sep 2014 #54

Well damn... pipi_k Sep 2014 #55

What if hogs all the tacos again? sibelian Sep 2014 #57

Ask where he got his. Eleanors38 Sep 2014 #56

I would take his picture in case he needed to be identified later. uppityperson Sep 2014 #58

I hate it when that happens. hunter Sep 2014 #60

I would tell whoever let it out to come get their pet out of my house. abakan Sep 2014 #61

I don't have a TV or a DVD collection LadyHawkAZ Sep 2014 #62

Doesn't this belong in DU Lounge? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2014 #63

Good answer! sibelian Sep 2014 #65

Not going to worry, but a shark with a fricking laser beam on it's head is an Autumn Sep 2014 #64

Even worse: kentauros Sep 2014 #67

I'd give it cigarettes and beer money. n/t Gormy Cuss Sep 2014 #68

If my elementary school taught me anything it's this: surrealAmerican Sep 2014 #69

Blue Oyster Cult Mnpaul Sep 2014 #70

Check to see if it had English subtitles... Tikki Sep 2014 #71

I'd be thinking I fell off the wagon..BIG TIME KinMd Sep 2014 #72

I'd wait for The Doctor to come deal with it hootinholler Sep 2014 #73

Get my fricken, fearless dog Sparky; to attack it while I made my escape. Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #75

And this is posted because? minivan2 Sep 2014 #76

It MATTERS, OK? sibelian Sep 2014 #84

I actually prefer sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their heads. minivan2 Sep 2014 #85

I'd KNOW that last drink I had was one too many! nt napi21 Sep 2014 #77

Duh Tree-Hugger Sep 2014 #79

I'd call ISIS to come over with their turbines and kick Dino ass! N/t zappaman Sep 2014 #80

As long as it doesn't make it to the corner store or have a beard or turbine I am cool with it lunasun Sep 2014 #81

Oh no there goes Tokyo Politicalboi Sep 2014 #82

Throw a saddle on him AgingAmerican Sep 2014 #83