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sibelian

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44. So it would be a JET PROPELLED T-rex with fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes!!!

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:55 AM

Sep 2014

Let's hope ISIS has no such weapons up their sleeve(s). Fighting them would entail all sorts of ethical questions. Have we the right to end the life of such a rare beast?

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What would you do if you saw a T-rex with (edit) fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes [View all] sibelian Sep 2014 OP

Depends. Duer 157099 Sep 2014 #1

I would need depends!!!!! onecent Sep 2014 #59

Correction. That's fricking LASER beams! longship Sep 2014 #2

My bad. sibelian Sep 2014 #41

I disagree. It should be fracking laser beams. Quackers Sep 2014 #52

Seriously? jambo101 Sep 2014 #3

Don't eat the brown acid! NBachers Sep 2014 #4

I'd turn up the volume and bang a gong... DreamGypsy Sep 2014 #5

I hope I would have the presence of mind Heidi Sep 2014 #6

Actually, that's sound advice sibelian Sep 2014 #46

I'd turn off Glenn Beck. OffWithTheirHeads Sep 2014 #7

Yep!!! RKP5637 Sep 2014 #33

... sibelian Sep 2014 #42

Hire some bears... beevul Sep 2014 #8

Figure out if it had a turbine on its head... regnaD kciN Sep 2014 #9

So it would be a JET PROPELLED T-rex with fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes!!! sibelian Sep 2014 #44

What kind of sound would a turbine propelled T-Rex make? Agschmid Sep 2014 #51

Thorazine. ( n/t ) Make7 Sep 2014 #10

I park a 6000 SUX in front of it. kentauros Sep 2014 #11

Grab a mirror. NutmegYankee Sep 2014 #12

UNNNNGGGGGG NuclearDem Sep 2014 #39

I would sing this song... KansDem Sep 2014 #13

Excellent. nt littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #19

K&R! n/t RKP5637 Sep 2014 #34

I WOULD ASK THE BURNING QUESTION.... yuiyoshida Sep 2014 #14

Sorry, only have sea bass. NuclearDem Sep 2014 #37

I'd call up Chuck Norris. edbermac Sep 2014 #15

Grab a digital camera. ColesCountyDem Sep 2014 #16

ROFL malaise Sep 2014 #17

Offer him a drink because that would be fucking cool! randome Sep 2014 #18

Can we cook littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #20

2nd question would be "Is 'T-Rex" edible? fadedrose Sep 2014 #78

If it ate my TV and DVD collection kentauros Sep 2014 #21

Thread winner...! sibelian Sep 2014 #22

I cannot tell you how much I hope this is a rhetorical question... DeadLetterOffice Sep 2014 #23

aw. sibelian Sep 2014 #25

Shoot it a whole bunch of times....then run. ileus Sep 2014 #24

But what if you missed and ran out of bullets and it ran after you? sibelian Sep 2014 #40

Leave quickly hobbit709 Sep 2014 #26

I would lay off using LSD for a few days. B Calm Sep 2014 #27

Flush out the peyote, too kentauros Sep 2014 #29

The last time I used peyote, it was Mickey Mouse when I closed my eyes. Not B Calm Sep 2014 #43

Hm. Lots of fireworks but no fricken laser beams. sibelian Sep 2014 #45

The peyote lizard inspired the bigger lizard: the T. Rex. kentauros Sep 2014 #66

for realz? tomm2thumbs Sep 2014 #28

It's hungry. sibelian Sep 2014 #30

I'd get it on!... Bang a gong!... cascadiance Sep 2014 #31

Maybe the middle-eastern guy with the turbine on his head could help? baldguy Sep 2014 #32

Depends madokie Sep 2014 #35

Resolve to never agin eat spicy food just before bedtime. JHB Sep 2014 #36

Taco's will do that eh? Agschmid Sep 2014 #50

I would have said Cool!!! AMAR0113 Sep 2014 #38

is a T-rex.... smiley Sep 2014 #47

No idea. sibelian Sep 2014 #48

it might be something to consider... smiley Sep 2014 #74

Hide in a toilet, I hear that worked well in Jurassic Park.. Agschmid Sep 2014 #49

Take another hit and put my supplier on speed dial. Quackers Sep 2014 #53

TOTES. sibelian Sep 2014 #54

Well damn... pipi_k Sep 2014 #55

What if hogs all the tacos again? sibelian Sep 2014 #57

Ask where he got his. Eleanors38 Sep 2014 #56

I would take his picture in case he needed to be identified later. uppityperson Sep 2014 #58

I hate it when that happens. hunter Sep 2014 #60

I would tell whoever let it out to come get their pet out of my house. abakan Sep 2014 #61

I don't have a TV or a DVD collection LadyHawkAZ Sep 2014 #62

Doesn't this belong in DU Lounge? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2014 #63

Good answer! sibelian Sep 2014 #65

Not going to worry, but a shark with a fricking laser beam on it's head is an Autumn Sep 2014 #64

Even worse: kentauros Sep 2014 #67

I'd give it cigarettes and beer money. n/t Gormy Cuss Sep 2014 #68

If my elementary school taught me anything it's this: surrealAmerican Sep 2014 #69

Blue Oyster Cult Mnpaul Sep 2014 #70

Check to see if it had English subtitles... Tikki Sep 2014 #71

I'd be thinking I fell off the wagon..BIG TIME KinMd Sep 2014 #72

I'd wait for The Doctor to come deal with it hootinholler Sep 2014 #73

Get my fricken, fearless dog Sparky; to attack it while I made my escape. Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #75

And this is posted because? minivan2 Sep 2014 #76

It MATTERS, OK? sibelian Sep 2014 #84

I actually prefer sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their heads. minivan2 Sep 2014 #85

I'd KNOW that last drink I had was one too many! nt napi21 Sep 2014 #77

Duh Tree-Hugger Sep 2014 #79

I'd call ISIS to come over with their turbines and kick Dino ass! N/t zappaman Sep 2014 #80

As long as it doesn't make it to the corner store or have a beard or turbine I am cool with it lunasun Sep 2014 #81

Oh no there goes Tokyo Politicalboi Sep 2014 #82

Throw a saddle on him AgingAmerican Sep 2014 #83