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npk

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12. LOL this is funny.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 11:15 AM

Apr 2012

When I was a kid I once had a preacher tell me that Jesus could take on many different colors to many different people since he was the son of God and God created all people in his image. He also described Jesus skin color as white almost every time he was asked. These people live in la la land.

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Jesus Is... [View all] WilliamPitt Apr 2012 OP

You mean he's not a Republican pirate? Gibby Apr 2012 #1

Any facet of Jesus usrname Apr 2012 #21

I always laugh a little... MrBig Apr 2012 #2

If there really were to be a second coming, half the Christians in this country be in for Cleita Apr 2012 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author Dachor Apr 2012 #4

Best laugh of the day so far. hifiguy Apr 2012 #5

What made it even better is the PRETZEL Apr 2012 #11

I am wondering why they are not yelling for Angry Dragon Apr 2012 #6

He would be an illegal alien if he didn't get a legal visa. Cleita Apr 2012 #7

With The Donkeys As Witness n/t HangOnKids Apr 2012 #9

Jesus H Christ = Jesus Hussein Christ? eridani Apr 2012 #38

Perfect. nt raouldukelives Apr 2012 #8

He is also Revered by Muslims. MineralMan Apr 2012 #10

LOL this is funny. npk Apr 2012 #12

You could put anything in the blank ... Auggie Apr 2012 #13

.... BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2012 #17

is leaving Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans. Uncle Joe Apr 2012 #19

I kind of have a soft spot for the pre-synth ZZ Top DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2012 #26

.... pissed at all faux-Christians Smilo Apr 2012 #20

...a myth. AlbertCat Apr 2012 #32

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marrah_G Apr 2012 #14

Love it! goclark Apr 2012 #15

Another hateful slur against Middle Easterners. ZombieHorde Apr 2012 #16

Jesus is... meeksgeek Apr 2012 #18

Fundies believe we'll "all be white in the heavenly light" Generic Other Apr 2012 #22

God listens... progressoid Apr 2012 #23

Heavenly flan is his heavenly plan! VWolf Apr 2012 #24

I like it! Renew Deal Apr 2012 #37

re: Jesus Is... allan01 Apr 2012 #25

Wasn't Jesus born in the West Bank of Palestine (Bethlehem)? Old and In the Way Apr 2012 #27

...still building my hotrod. Lizzie Poppet Apr 2012 #28

It's a love affair Norrin Radd Apr 2012 #39

Jesus is a cash cow for people who make a living off of other peoples ignorance. Larry Ogg Apr 2012 #29

Boy this is going to piss off the Religious Wrong..... Tippy Apr 2012 #30

...making a list xxqqqzme Apr 2012 #31

Hmmm: Jesus Is? or Jesus was? YOHABLO Apr 2012 #33

According to Christian mythology he IS. Cleita Apr 2012 #35

Jesus is: Guy Montag Apr 2012 #34

So are Israelis and the religious right loves them too RZM Apr 2012 #36