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yeoman6987

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42. What a nightmare you would be to serve

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 04:36 PM

Sep 2014

Stay home! That poor staff doesn't have a chance. And you probably deduct the tip on every "supposed" discrepancy. I bet they run for the hills when you walk in.

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Talk about your First World Problems. Le Taz Hot Sep 2014 #1

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You have no idea what's about to happen, do you? Le Taz Hot Sep 2014 #3

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OK, I'll stop responding. Le Taz Hot Sep 2014 #6

OK, here's a serious reply: try being a server. Warpy Sep 2014 #11

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As you sound like a spoiled brat. A monster. nt Codeine Sep 2014 #55

Gee, Warpy... No TIp for YOU! hlthe2b Sep 2014 #58

Ha! alcibiades_mystery Sep 2014 #61

"you have no idea what's about to happen, do you?" NightWatcher Sep 2014 #13

I'm sorely tempted to alert the Lounge. Le Taz Hot Sep 2014 #16

done... NightWatcher Sep 2014 #18

alert them. they shouldn't miss out on this. cali Sep 2014 #45

You and me both. Arkansas Granny Sep 2014 #49

You post a 40 page diatribe about restaurant service and Arkansas Granny Sep 2014 #37

Indeed... I could take a list of a dozen or so pet peeves, but I think the list would be shorter if. hlthe2b Sep 2014 #33

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Clearly you've got one enormous chip on your shoulder... I pity anyone who tries to please you... hlthe2b Sep 2014 #51

Children and babies.... PasadenaTrudy Sep 2014 #4

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They always start screaming PasadenaTrudy Sep 2014 #23

Those are two career yuppies Warpy Sep 2014 #27

Wow. Maybe you should just eat at home. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #8

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And now here you are, complaining about the minor transgressions The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #20

Holy shit, this is quite the manifesto. NightWatcher Sep 2014 #9

I must say, I've never seen anything quite like this. cali Sep 2014 #29

Customers with an inflated sense of entitlement are my worst restaurant peeve. arcane1 Sep 2014 #10

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there ya go . . . thanks! (was thinking the same thing) DrDan Sep 2014 #43

Why are you posting this? This is a serious question, what is your purpose in posting this? uppityperson Sep 2014 #12

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Why are you posting this? What is your purpose in posting this? uppityperson Sep 2014 #22

"I don't seem to be having those replies that I want." cyberswede Sep 2014 #46

I tried to warn him/her in Post #3 Le Taz Hot Sep 2014 #73

This thread is a joke, right?...nt StopTheNeoCons Sep 2014 #15

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I'm LMAO whether that was the intent of not Electric Monk Sep 2014 #30

Eat at home. You're a server's nightmare. cali Sep 2014 #21

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Buh bye! Oh, and here's yer tip! Phentex Sep 2014 #53

Name-calling is not nice. Please be civil here, DU is not a restaurant. arcane1 Sep 2014 #57

and the countdown begins... hlthe2b Sep 2014 #62

bwahahahaha. you're done, charming little nutwad. cali Sep 2014 #63

You don't know anything about cali. cyberswede Sep 2014 #67

I've always wondered how food servers remember hardly anything. I've seem some that can... BlueJazz Sep 2014 #25

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"READING YOUR WRITTEN********* ORDER YOU STUPID LAZY ASS IDIOT" Electric Monk Sep 2014 #40

Wow. I'm starting to believe you're not Codeine Sep 2014 #70

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Huh. When we go out to eat, it's to relax & have fun... cyberswede Sep 2014 #26

Same here. If any of this stuff ever happened, it wasn't worth writing or remembering. arcane1 Sep 2014 #47

Before this proceeds too far, tell us what work you do, so others can compile their manifesto. . . Journeyman Sep 2014 #28

wow - that's quite a list - do they do anything correct in your opinion? DrDan Sep 2014 #35

I skimmed through about 30 of these and I've decided alcibiades_mystery Sep 2014 #36

You have given me a new restaurant concept! Phentex Sep 2014 #39

Do you often sit and wonder why you don't get invited to parties? alphafemale Sep 2014 #41

Stop it, you're killing me. NightWatcher Sep 2014 #54

What a nightmare you would be to serve yeoman6987 Sep 2014 #42

For another view, look here: The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #48

You sound like a completely horrible human being. Codeine Sep 2014 #50

Perhaps you should just eat in n/t OhioChick Sep 2014 #52

I eat out all the time tammywammy Sep 2014 #56

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You skipped my reply?????????? Phentex Sep 2014 #71

Me, too. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #66

Maybe you should cook your own meals at home because no one is Cleita Sep 2014 #59

Well, it's about time ProudToBeBlueInRhody Sep 2014 #64

sounds like you've got a pretty comprehensive list ProdigalJunkMail Sep 2014 #65

Some folks just look for reasons to be unhappy and pissed off about everything. CBGLuthier Sep 2014 #68

You do understand that KT2000 Sep 2014 #69

Methinks that you change these standards often... Earth_First Sep 2014 #72