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betsuni

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20. This seems a little Dr. Suessish

Tue Sep 23, 2014, 12:38 AM

Sep 2014

Kill 'em all, those disbelievin'
American or European.
If your rifle you have broke,
Grab his throat and try to choke.
If you have no ammunition,
Find a cliff and off you'll push him.
If you cannot throw some rocks,
Find his fields, burn his crops.
If no bomb you can explode,
Run him over on the road.
If you cannot find a way,
Spit in his face and call it a day.

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ISIS gives advice on how to kill an American [View all] denem Sep 2014 OP

Hmmmm Mika Sep 2014 #1

Apparently this guy hasn't heard about our "Stand your Ground" laws!!! VanillaRhapsody Sep 2014 #2

ROFL denem Sep 2014 #3

You are one sick twist! JustAnotherGen Sep 2014 #5

All I could picture was Ninja ISIS guy sneaking up on Bubba and Cletus sitting in the deer stand! VanillaRhapsody Sep 2014 #7

Crazy Bubba and Cletus JustAnotherGen Sep 2014 #26

Yeah well, fuck that guy. Throd Sep 2014 #4

Agreed! VanillaRhapsody Sep 2014 #6

Concurred! freshwest Sep 2014 #24

eeeeeewewwwww.... 99Forever Sep 2014 #8

Post removed Post removed Sep 2014 #12

That pic taken in Saudi Arabia? 99Forever Sep 2014 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author 951-Riverside Sep 2014 #21

US corporations do this by firing workers, talking away health care and retirement nt msongs Sep 2014 #9

Give it a fucking rest. Dreamer Tatum Sep 2014 #14

Enjoy your war. GeorgeGist Sep 2014 #27

Apparently its the Arab Nations's war.... VanillaRhapsody Sep 2014 #28

And posters do this by changing the subject LanternWaste Sep 2014 #32

... pipoman Sep 2014 #10

Baghdad Bob! Brigid Sep 2014 #13

Wonder and Wikipedia Shall Answer bobduca Sep 2014 #44

I can't believe he actually made Wikipedia! Brigid Sep 2014 #45

I developed a sort of fondness for that guy. He and his family moved to the UAE. freshwest Sep 2014 #25

Well... pokerfan Sep 2014 #11

ozarks AngryAmish Sep 2014 #15

The ISIS boogeyman is gonna get ya........ marmar Sep 2014 #16

Go ISIS! Katashi_itto Sep 2014 #17

Mock them as you will but they are a different kind of enemy than we are used to. If we can't keep kelliekat44 Sep 2014 #19

Good thing they can't sneak across the southern border. cherokeeprogressive Sep 2014 #29

This seems a little Dr. Suessish betsuni Sep 2014 #20

That is fucking BRILLIANT! 11 Bravo Sep 2014 #30

Thank you very much! betsuni Sep 2014 #31

LOL leftstreet Sep 2014 #33

That was amazing. LisaLynne Sep 2014 #37

oh holy shit yes 0rganism Sep 2014 #39

Most excellent! dixiegrrrrl Sep 2014 #40

Excellent, Sir The Magistrate Sep 2014 #41

let em try! i'll kill em!11!11 i'll.. wait a minute... i'll never see them here... dionysus Sep 2014 #22

Boo! Be skeered! Marr Sep 2014 #23

Am I the only one who read this to the tune of "50 ways to leave your lover"? Erose999 Sep 2014 #34

Touch my homegrown tomatoes, and you're dead, I tell you. Dead. mainer Sep 2014 #35

+1 KurtNYC Sep 2014 #38

Dzokar is disappointed they forgot Pressure Cookers One_Life_To_Give Sep 2014 #36

Bring it on, assholes tabasco Sep 2014 #42

I'm tho thcared! bobduca Sep 2014 #43