Ok so I'm thinking of getting pregnant. Does that make me pregnant in Arizona? [View all]

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Or does it take a right wing Doc to make it official when I discuss my personal and private reproductive health issues for the repub peepers to put online somewhere?

Or maybe its when I had my first period

God, its such a dilemma when to prepare the nursery or begin taking those humongnous vitamins.

Wait--God, I walked past the KY jelly in the supermarket last week and of course I thought of sex. Do you think that made me pregnant?

What if you say, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant like three times and sort of twirl around, throw some salt over your shoulder and stuff like that...Geezz Arizona, your law is just so narrow and last year. Spell it out!

I'll bet if I made a YouTube video of my dilemma, the Governor of Arizona would help me. Am I pregnant? Or maybe Rush Limbaugh could figure it out. He's got the sluts nailed down. Boy no mistaking who the slutty thinkers are these days!

Ok so let's say I'm like 90 or something, I have sex or I even think of sex...pregnant or just a wanna be?

I mean like somebody's gotta know right? Its not like women can decide this for themselves can they?

Hmmm, how the fuck do the rest of the mammals do it?