Halloween costumes you just should not wear

[HubertHeaver]

11. Best, most frightening Halloween costume I have ever seen:

One of the black women came to work as a pregnant nun. We had several people with 16 years of Catholic School on staff as well as others who had Catholic School grade school or high school.

Every one of those guys, including a VP, almost peed their pants when they saw her.

I followed her around as she went to see each of the catholic school boys. They all had the same reaction: a quick gasp, eyes got really big, momentary loss of voice while they took in what they were presented with. The first thought, "Sister's here!" Followed quickly by "What did I do? Think, what did I do?" followed quickly by "What does she know?" and "What can she know?"

The problem is Sister knows what you did, you have to confess and quickly. Your problem is to confess but not inform. Tell her what she already knows and no more, if only you can divine what that is within the next minute.

Lurking in the background of consciousness was "Something's wrong, something's wrong!" Finally, recognition would burst forth. Its Sonja!

Their gaze didn't make it past the habit on her head and the ruler in her hand. It was only later one of them realized she was a pregnant nun.