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Hoppy

(3,595 posts)
4. No he ain't out. But I'm running the gig for him.
Thu Nov 27, 2014, 11:54 AM
Nov 2014

Just send me your money and you will be able to retire in a lifestyle you never thought possible. Ya see, the way I earn money for you is by not sending you statements on how much you earned. That saves the cost of buying a computer and printer, paper and postage.

That's where cousin Bernie made mistakes. He sent out statements each month to people who didn't bother to read them. I won't make that mistake. So I will be able to get you returns of 18% per year instead of his chintzy 15%.

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