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Jesus Malverde

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75. Buddha was from India and not east Asia.

Wed Jan 14, 2015, 10:02 AM

Jan 2015

Siddhattha Gotama looked nothing like your likely Thai version of him.

Incidentally Buddhism was driven out of India by the Hindus and Moslems.

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(They kicked Buddha and Jesus out--no shirt, no shoes, no service!) lastlib Jan 2015 #2

Wonder if Jesus just paid for a water? FSogol Jan 2015 #4

LOL! That was the part that really made me laugh out loud. What they are each drinking. KittyWampus Jan 2015 #6

hahahahahahaha!!! lastlib Jan 2015 #16

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Ordered. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2015 #32

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HAHA! Took me a few....! WinkyDink Jan 2015 #57

Haha! grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #66

Dude, he is drinking the blood of Christ. McCamy Taylor Jan 2015 #71

Transubcannibalization? FSogol Jan 2015 #74

In some bars, if you don't take your hat off, you're buying a round for everyone! nt MADem Jan 2015 #24

Knr alfredo Jan 2015 #3

Club soda, tea, red wine. LOL! KittyWampus Jan 2015 #5

Strange - I thought he ordered water? Lancero Jan 2015 #42

There's a cork nearby Hekate Jan 2015 #44

I notice that Jesus is the only one drinking booze oberliner Jan 2015 #7

Hey, he's the guy that made sure the wedding guests didn't run out of the good stuff! Hekate Jan 2015 #46

and yet some conservative Christians LiberalElite Jan 2015 #61

After his mother asked him to take care of it dflprincess Jan 2015 #62

Booze is the sacred drug of the Christians. grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #68

All three are from Asia... one just has to have blonde hair? uponit7771 Jan 2015 #8

And The Buddha has really let himself go. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #9

yep geardaddy Jan 2015 #11

MUSIC TO LISTEN TO THIS THREAD BY... nikto Jan 2015 #64

Buddha was from India and not east Asia. Jesus Malverde Jan 2015 #75

Yes, I know he was from India geardaddy Jan 2015 #76

Notice that his beard is dark... Silent3 Jan 2015 #12

Metro Jesus? nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #13

all that walking around in the desert bleached his hair. I think it was for 40 days? KittyWampus Jan 2015 #14

Actually, it was 40 YEARS ... staggerleem Jan 2015 #19

I was a Sunday school teacher> KittyWampus Jan 2015 #21

That's the way I remember it, Kitty. It's pretty clear even in King James' English. Hekate Jan 2015 #45

At what age was jesus supposedly crucified? bvf Jan 2015 #22

Gotta read the whole post, there -- especially the "and that was MOSES" part. nt MADem Jan 2015 #25

I got that. bvf Jan 2015 #27

Ah, point taken! nt MADem Jan 2015 #28

No, Jesus was allegedly in the desert for 40 days Blue_In_AK Jan 2015 #50

I forget where I heard this... DonViejo Jan 2015 #52

That actually makes sense. Blue_In_AK Jan 2015 #53

Remember you are dealing with a time period with no calendars as we understand them happyslug Jan 2015 #58

The Hebrew Gematria of 40>>> 40 is the value of the Hebrew letter "Mem" KittyWampus Jan 2015 #69

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Naw, that's from hanging around in the sun. Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #38

Something dedicated surfers also know. Hekate Jan 2015 #47

Ah,...that whole "walking on water" thing got messed up in the translation.... Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #56

Well, to be fair... Contrary1 Jan 2015 #33

His real dad had him described in a book though... he didn't have blonde hair uponit7771 Jan 2015 #35

Nobody discussed his hair or eye color; hence our ability to project our ideal image on him. Hekate Jan 2015 #48

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No argument there. n/t. bvf Jan 2015 #60

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Kicktoon! This is a great toon except for "Buddha" is Hotei or Budai, the God of Happiness & Plenty Hekate Jan 2015 #34

I'm saving this to my desktop, and probably putting it on my fridge Hekate Jan 2015 #36

In South Park, Buddha says, "There is no evil," to whcih the others reply, Vattel Jan 2015 #39

Perfect. nt SunSeeker Jan 2015 #40

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Very good! Enthusiast Jan 2015 #43

K & R !!! WillyT Jan 2015 #51

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