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riqster

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5. Gee Dubya Bush is spotted walking through Crawford, naked save for his cowboy boots.
Sun Jan 18, 2015, 01:12 PM
Jan 2015

The barber calls out to him: "George, what the hell are you doing?" Dubya replies:

"Well, I was in this bar. And this really good looking lady
came up to me, took me by the arm and took me out to her motor home. She took off her top and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She took off her bottom and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She took off her panties and asked me to take off my shorts. So I did. She got on the bed and said 'OK George now go to town!'

So I did".


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