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kairos12

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7. Ex-President Shrub, in search of greater enlightenment,
Sun Jan 18, 2015, 02:00 PM
Jan 2015

attends a local community college class in Philosophy. On the first day of class the professor asks a Mr. Smith "What is the opposite of depression?" Mr. Smith replies, "that would be joy." The professor asks Ms. Jones, "What is the opposite of sad?" Ms. Jones replies, "that would be happy." The professor then asks, President Dubya, "What is the opposite of woe?" Dubya ponders for a long minute and says:

"that would be giddy up"

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