"Seinfeld" explains Deflategate

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13. 2014 suspensions in the NFL:

http://www.4for4.com/fantasy-football/2014-nfl-player-suspensions

Suspended Players
IND S Laron Landry (4 games, PEDs)

DEN WR Wes Welker (4 games, PEDs) *Reinstated due to new policy Week 3

CLE WR Josh Gordon (1 year, Substance Abuse Policy)

DEN K Matt Prater (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy, Alcohol)

BAL RB Ray Rice (2 games, Personal Conduct Policy)

KC WR Dwayne Bowe (1 game, Substance Abuse Policy)

JAX WR Ace Sanders (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

STL WR Stedman Bailey (4 games, PEDs) *Reinstated due to new policy Week 3

JAX WR Justin Blackmon (indefinite, Substance Abuse Policy, Expected to miss 2014.)

WAS TE Fred Davis (indefinite, Substance Abuse Policy)

IND WR LaVon Brazill (indefinite, Substance Abuse Policy, will miss at least one year)

SF LB Aldon Smith (9 games, Substance Abuce Policy, Personal Conduct Policy)

ARI LB Daryl Washington (indefinite, at least one year, Substance Abuse Policy)

IND LB Robert Mathis (4 games, PEDs)

NE CB Brandon Browner (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

PHI LB Jake Knott (4 games, PEDs)

PHI RT Lane Johnson (4 games, PEDs)

CAR DE Frank Alexander (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

NYG CB Jayron Hosley (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

MIA DE Dion Jordan (4 games, PEDs)

KC OL Rokevious Watkins (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

CIN DB Chris Lewis-Harris (2 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

MIA DB Reshad Jones (4 games, PEDs)

BUF LB Nigel Bradham (1 game, Substance Abuse Policy)

DAL CB Orlando Scandrick (4 games, PEDs) *Reinstated due to new policy Week 3

DE Brandon Moore (4 games, Substance Abuse Policy)

WR Marlon Moore (1 game, unspecified)

CB Will Hill (6 games, Substance Abuse Policy, waived by Giants)

Hmm. No Seahawks.