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Warpy

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2. All they saw was a slightly faded beauty queen who loved gunz
Sun Feb 1, 2015, 05:00 PM
Feb 2015

The word salad didn't bother them while they were hypnotized by her looks, they don't listen much to what any woman has to say. All they heard were catch phrases and buzz words they recognized from Pox News. She was the whole package to them: gams, gawd, and gunz.

Her problem now is that pesky 4th "G," Grandma. Turning 50 is the great leveler for man traps who got everywhere on their looks. Hormones and surgery will only delay the inevitable and for less than a decade.

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Many of us knew... 3catwoman3 Feb 2015 #1
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Stupid and... 3catwoman3 Feb 2015 #9
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I knew since 1996. She was a useful tool and now she isn't. Simple as that. roguevalley Feb 2015 #32
All they saw was a slightly faded beauty queen who loved gunz Warpy Feb 2015 #2
Yah, I don't think she's going to age well. Voice for Peace Feb 2015 #8
She already... 3catwoman3 Feb 2015 #13
Is that why my face hasn't aged a day in 15 years? AwakeAtLast Feb 2015 #28
and she knew how to "wink"! LibGranny Feb 2015 #14
That's exactly my take on her as well. The perfect woman! Of course, when she Nay Feb 2015 #33
I'm not surprised Faux pas Feb 2015 #3
gwb got the Republicans almost everything they wanted. bvar22 Feb 2015 #5
lol Faux pas Feb 2015 #38
it took them six months to figure out that Duppers Feb 2015 #4
Come on. We've all known a guy or gal who for some reason hifiguy Feb 2015 #7
Hell, I wouldn't even want a hand job from her.... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2015 #22
Your post reminds me liberalhistorian Feb 2015 #24
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No, it shouldn't Proud Liberal Dem Feb 2015 #12
Yeah,.....Ann Coulter hated her for stealing her act. Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2015 #20
She was Republican and pretty TNNurse Feb 2015 #15
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NOBODY dares to tell the truth about this.... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2015 #19
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I often wonder if McCain had any GP6971 Feb 2015 #31
Saw a home made sign in a car window that had her face and, "Cuntry 1st". Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2015 #36
Whats funnier than that is,,,, Cryptoad Feb 2015 #23
Fools being fools do not readily perceive foolish behavior Zambero Feb 2015 #29
"drill baby drill" delrem Feb 2015 #30
Even the one who ****** up and dropped her on America won't admit it.. he'll never admit he Cha Feb 2015 #34
some knew.they just like her the way the expresses herself Liberal_in_LA Feb 2015 #35
We knew. raven mad Feb 2015 #37
It didn't. It's only her usefulness that is running out. Orsino Feb 2015 #39
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