Letterman: Top Ten Ways Mitt Romney Begins Conversations With Teens [View all]

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10 "How's puberty going?"
9 "Where do you summer?"
8 "Do you fellows play sportball?"
7 "Nice shirt — you know, my friend owns the Gap"
6 "You teens are just the right height"
5 "Check out my sick Windsor knot"
4 "Would you like to see my dancing horse?"
3 "Raise the roof if your municipal bonds have reached maturity"
2 Just like this: (video of Mitt saying "Who let the dogs out?&quot
1 "Didn't I fire your father?"