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hifiguy

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27. Tom Cruise

Tue May 1, 2012, 04:13 PM

May 2012

in the unlikely event I'd see either on a bus. He takes up less space and would probably leave me alone after I pull my everpresent book out of my bag. Mittens would either try to gladhand me politically or start rattling on about his cult.

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So you're boarding a bus and there are only 2 seats available... one is next to [View all] Erose999 May 2012 OP

Well, Cruise might pee on your shoes, so Rmnoney I suppose. Scuba May 2012 #1

I tell Cruise I will beat his ass unless he goes and sits with Romney... rfranklin May 2012 #32

yup...this gets my vote :) Sheepshank May 2012 #36

RMoney on a bus... orwell May 2012 #2

I'm sure Rmoney is friends Mz Pip May 2012 #39

Cruise. He's smaller and I'd have more room. nt dmallind May 2012 #3

I commute on a bus. That's how I choose a seat. badtoworse May 2012 #18

Neither, I recognize it's too bizarre to be real and wake-up. n/t HereSince1628 May 2012 #4

My response was going to be "Wake up in a cold sweat". JoePhilly May 2012 #48

Erose999, YOU don't know the history of buses like I do so... Poll_Blind May 2012 #5

rofl Lawlbringer May 2012 #23

Cruise would, at least, be interesting.... n/t hlthe2b May 2012 #6

On the kind of bus either would be on, I'd be in the swimming pool sipping champagne. Tierra_y_Libertad May 2012 #7

It would be more fun to screw around with Romney SCantiGOP May 2012 #8

Tom Cruise hands down goclark May 2012 #9

Tom Cruise of course. He's much cuter. sinkingfeeling May 2012 #10

Tom Cruise, totally. Zalatix May 2012 #11

Cruise. Romney would be uncomfortable as hell being 'cooped up' with normal people. randome May 2012 #12

The only 'bus you might see them on would be in First Class of an A-380 leveymg May 2012 #13

I'll stand, Life Long Dem May 2012 #14

Cruise ProudToBeBlueInRhody May 2012 #15

Rmoney. I'd use the opportunity to ask question about LDS. woodsprite May 2012 #16

I would get off and take a different bus. Lint Head May 2012 #17

I'll strap hang nt independentpiney May 2012 #19

Cruise, in a heartbeat! Hell, Mel Gibson would rank ahead of Romney in my mind. 11 Bravo May 2012 #20

Tom Cruise obamanut2012 May 2012 #21

Break wind in the loudest, sourest manner I was capable of, sit down next to Tom Cruise gratuitous May 2012 #22

You win the thread! hifiguy May 2012 #28

I would imagine that Lawlbringer May 2012 #24

Cruise and then... TlalocW May 2012 #25

+1 nt Selatius May 2012 #26

Tom Cruise hifiguy May 2012 #27

Tom Cruise krispos42 May 2012 #29

I'd stand or get off the bus if being seated was mandatory..nt StopTheNeoCons May 2012 #30

Only two seats left? Iggo May 2012 #31

In private life Romney would ignore me, Cruise would not. Gold Metal Flake May 2012 #33

Definitely Tom Cruise. n/t RebelOne May 2012 #34

Cruise. You only get one shot at a man's wallet on a crowded bus... Robb May 2012 #35

"DRIVER! HOLD THE DOOR PLEASE!" Earth_First May 2012 #37

Easy. Tom Cruise. Then... longship May 2012 #38

The reason there are only two seats available.... A HERETIC I AM May 2012 #40

Tom Cruise, to ask how Penelope Cruz was. DutchLiberal May 2012 #41

Won't matter felix_numinous May 2012 #42

Romney, if he promises not to pretend I pinched him. Bruce Wayne May 2012 #43

I have a hard time imagining Romney on a public bus. surrealAmerican May 2012 #44

Tom Cruise...no doubt... rppper May 2012 #45

Romney, because religious nuts are the worst (nt) Nye Bevan May 2012 #46

I'd grab a couple of bean burritos, eat them LiberalEsto May 2012 #47