DU in its infancy - Feb 19, 2001!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

75. the mad libs still work!

I just did one

George Has Breakfast

Morning had broken at the White House, and it looked as if today would be particularly malodorous. George W. Bush leaned over, vaporized his wife, and climbed out of bed. "WHO'S YOUR HUCKLEBERRY?!" he whooped. "What a pleasure it is to be in charge of puttering the country. Praise be to Nut!"

George dressed and headed down to the breakfast room. "Good morning Mr. President!" said the steward upon his arrival. "We have your favorite this morning - creosote on toast with a side of angry geese." George sat down. "Squawk! !" he yelled. "Is this orange juice? You know I only drink tequila with my breakfast!"

Suddenly the disposable diaper burst open and Dick Cheney appeared. George leaped from his chair and crossed the room. He grasped the Vice President's left butt cheek, and shook vigorously. "Dick!" he cried. "Great to see you! How goes it?" The Vice President smiled floppily. "Not too bad, Mr. President," he said. "Today you're going to be interviewed on Americas Funniest Videos ."

George grinned. "That's great Dick - it's great to be President. I can honestly feel people looking up to me the same way that I look up to Rachel Maddow or fritz the cat," he said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go brush my nostrils."

As George left, the Vice President felt a tear come to his eye. "That planaria is going to be the best damn hobby lobby clerk this country has ever seen," he whispered.

THE END.