Luntz Tells Dems How to Win

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5. Act more like Republicans..

1. Conservatives care most about the size of government.

Except for the part that delivers their particular benefits , the part that kills brown people in large quantities, and the part that punches hippies, they are fine with those parts.

2. Conservatives want to deport all illegal immigrants.

Except for Jesus the groundskeeper and Maria the maid.

3. They worship Wall Street.

Even if they don't own a single equity, or even know what an equity is..

4. Conservatives want to slash Social Security and Medicare.

Except of course for their own SS and keep the government out of their Medicare.

5. Conservatives don’t care about (economic) inequality.

Oh they care all right, they'll do anything they can to enhance economic inequality.