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klook

(13,566 posts)
6. For Type A partiers
Sun May 6, 2012, 10:29 PM
May 2012

who are really efficient and want to get back to work as soon as possible.

They can get loaded, hit on somebody, get laid, sober up, and hate themselves afterward, all in the space of 20 seconds.

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Instant beer goggles.. Amazing.. n/t Fumesucker May 2012 #1
Instant asshole! Bennyboy May 2012 #2
So what the hell is the point, exactly? TheWraith May 2012 #3
Yes, but you remember them jberryhill May 2012 #7
Oh, was that YOU?!? teenagebambam May 2012 #13
Yeah, uh... jberryhill May 2012 #14
Wheres the fun in a few seconds? DJ13 May 2012 #4
Eh, no thanks guitar man May 2012 #5
That's my favorite John Prine song. DevonRex May 2012 #11
i didn't know you were into Prine. i do believe i've left my saddle in the rain... dionysus May 2012 #18
That one totally DevonRex May 2012 #19
...and won. rhiannon55 May 2012 #23
The oatmeal DevonRex May 2012 #36
For Type A partiers klook May 2012 #6
Sounds like you know the drill pretty well jberryhill May 2012 #8
Fortunately, not klook May 2012 #12
Don Draper Vapour for the 21st century lunch break. n/t Joe Shlabotnik May 2012 #25
You can get laid in under twenty seconds? aquart May 2012 #26
The Sun Staring Contest JNelson6563 May 2012 #34
Sounds perfect for a republican. n/t cynatnite May 2012 #32
Why does John Boehner immediately come to mind? Blue Owl May 2012 #9
What the heck would be the point? Marrah_G May 2012 #10
That's what I'm wondering . . . . pnwmom May 2012 #21
Sounds interesting, but nitrous is probably still more fun..... Edweird May 2012 #15
Sounds like a great way to destroy a few more thousand dopamine receptors through abuse MrScorpio May 2012 #16
It could be useful for anxiety disorder Tumbulu May 2012 #17
or possibly alcoholism? rucky May 2012 #27
It is a damned expensive way to get drunk though. Jamastiene May 2012 #20
For $26.00 I can get smashed at home. Historic NY May 2012 #22
Don't beleive the hype... Mopar151 May 2012 #24
And the logical conclusion is the makers of 2on2u May 2012 #28
Pointless invention of the year. HappyMe May 2012 #29
I think I'd rather use that $26 to buy 2 good sixpacks of Dog Fish IPA90 LynneSin May 2012 #30
Why would anyone want this? MineralMan May 2012 #31
Cool, I can spray in my car, take out a bus stop, and the effects wear off before I get pulled over! whatchamacallit May 2012 #33
I'll keep taking my alcohol in whipped cream form! ellisonz May 2012 #35
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