So, is Mitt Romney a Cylon or a Replicant? [View all]

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Let's face it, Mitt Romney just can't pass a Turing Test. There's something a little off about him. Maybe the overly mechanical way in which he walks. Maybe it's his failed attempts to convincingly use human idioms in basic conversation. But I think that what really gives him away is his complete lack of empathy towards human beings.

Anyways, what kind of plastic man is Mitt? We've got a couple choices.

He could be a Replicant...


Or, he could be a Cylon...


What do you think?

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	I think he's a Replicant! Give him a Voight-Kampff Test to be sure.
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	I think he's a Cylon. We could have a frakking toaster for a president!
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	Who knows? He's a skinjob!
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	Maybe he's a Visitor from V. Can he unhinge his jaw to swallow a rat whole?
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