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42. If they actually decided to follow through

Wed May 9, 2012, 02:19 AM

May 2012

which they won't, because the vast majority of them are tough in the same way Ted "Poopy-Pants" Nugent is tough...but if they did decide to go forward with their "armed revolution" in November, I can just picture the scene...

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"Jarvis? You got yur guns all ready? Time to 'liminate some Dem-o-crat scum!"

"Sure do, Paw! What about you, Cleetus? You got yur guns ready?"

"I do indeedly, Jarvis! I'm ready to hunt me some un-human!"

"Hey, Paw?"

"Yeah, Jarvis, what you want?"

"Can I drive the tank?"

"Boy, you been sniffin' the WD-40 again? We ain't got no tank!"

"Sure we does, Paw - it be parked on the front lawn. Says 'US Army' on it, and everything! We're an army, ain't we Paw?"

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Yeah, go for it, rednecks.

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Virginia Teabagger group advocating armed revolution if Obama wins in November. [View all] Archae May 2012 OP

“political socialist ideologue” Botany May 2012 #1

I hope someone has reported this! teddy51 May 2012 #2

I reported it to the FBI. So should everyone else. Zoeisright May 2012 #23

The idiots in the Republiscum party who have incitedt these lunatics ... jimlup May 2012 #3

Not sure they're self destructing; they just won a primary in Indiana CanonRay May 2012 #20

Yeah after talking with a coleague at work today I became more worried... jimlup May 2012 #72

A bunch of yahoos with peashooters against the Federal Government MrScorpio May 2012 #4

I was just thinking the same thing... Volaris May 2012 #18

I don't think they plan on shooting against the government. Solomon May 2012 #52

agreed, and that's a good point... Volaris May 2012 #54

well, you know who else went against a democratically elected government newspeak May 2012 #60

What is this Turbineguy May 2012 #5

Why do they hate democracy? Why do they hate America? Mister Ed May 2012 #6

How very Constitutional of them. DavidDvorkin May 2012 #7

Kick glinda May 2012 #8

well, I thought eight nightmarish years of little boots would ruin the country newspeak May 2012 #59

Well, at least their threats Shankapotomus May 2012 #9

Absolute Crazies!!! hawaii73 May 2012 #10

Teabaggers starting to reveal their true secessonist motives aint_no_life_nowhere May 2012 #11

Because after all armed rebellion worked so well 151 years ago. </sarcasm> mojitojoe May 2012 #12

Bring it jberryhill May 2012 #13

I do, too. calimary May 2012 #43

Thanks to redistricting, Waters is now my Rep. Woot-woot! - n/t coalition_unwilling May 2012 #44

Are they going to into the street on their Medicare scooters Rectangle May 2012 #45

Yep, ringing their bells, shooting their guns jberryhill May 2012 #56

I know I'm fortified Great Caesars Ghost May 2012 #74

More delusional nonsense from the ignorant and gullible fascist right on point May 2012 #14

Of course, like other loudmouths, this guy will no doubt Flatulo May 2012 #15

Was he born after Reagan or lived in a cave since the Cold War? This statement shows he's stupid: freshwest May 2012 #16

Seems like a common Teabagger to me. Remember the ruckus about "czars"? JHB May 2012 #46

Right. All while repug Gov Snyder puts czars in charge all over Michigan. NT Mc Mike May 2012 #53

yep, over the top teabagger governors newspeak May 2012 #61

Their crowd can't think, they only doublethink. Mc Mike May 2012 #73

Yes, and they've been calling for armed revolution since Day One. Didn't say it when Bush was in... freshwest May 2012 #57

Obama, a “political socialist ideologue?" KansDem May 2012 #68

But hey, where's my socialist worker's paradise, huh? My vote didn't do what I thought it would... freshwest May 2012 #70

Dubya failure Jerry Frey May 2012 #17

The FBI needs to have a little chat with these fucksticks, hifiguy May 2012 #19

And Jack Daniels. Zalatix May 2012 #35

I'd wonder how long these old farts will last without their meds... Crowman1979 May 2012 #21

It won't be long before more Tim McVeighs appear Major Nikon May 2012 #22

Please explain to me why Obama now is tolerable to these guys McCamy Taylor May 2012 #24

They're hoping the American people will "do their job for them" by voting him out jmowreader May 2012 #30

"I got two words for you," Mr. McPhee: "Predator Drones." lastlib May 2012 #25

Psychopaths forfeit their right to keep and bear arms. lpbk2713 May 2012 #26

They are not anarchists. Fantastic Anarchist May 2012 #64

If Barack Obama is a socialist, then my grandmother is Vladimir Lenin. lastlib May 2012 #27

Well, it'd be a good way... AynRandCollectedSS May 2012 #28

That is what I told my son-in-law when he asked me what I thought about guns in 2004. Even jwirr May 2012 #34

:) AynRandCollectedSS May 2012 #75

When Obama wins in the Fall it may become interesting. Kablooie May 2012 #29

History repeating itself mick063 May 2012 #31

Ronald Reagan would qualify as a socialist for these idiots. pnwmom May 2012 #32

But then again, one of Reagan's early acts as president Art_from_Ark May 2012 #36

ironically, PATCO was the only union to endorse Reagan. provis99 May 2012 #39

And to even further rub it in air traffic controllers' faces, Art_from_Ark May 2012 #40

This does not surprise me. We have seen too many home grown terrorists coming out of the rw jwirr May 2012 #33

Let's call it what it is: an anti-American terrorist threat. dmr May 2012 #37

fucking morons. Obama is more right wing than Reagan. provis99 May 2012 #38

And people think I am kidding when I compare this nadinbrzezinski May 2012 #41

A lot of people rebreathing each others' hot air... JHB May 2012 #47

Yes historically they were left nadinbrzezinski May 2012 #63

If they actually decided to follow through JFN1 May 2012 #42

The right wing search for the next Timothy McVeigh continues. JoePhilly May 2012 #48

Obama "unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized"..? LeftinOH May 2012 #49

The crazed right will resort to violence when it is clear President Obama is headed for a landslide libtodeath May 2012 #50

It's about time to start rounding up these clowns. Vinca May 2012 #51

I love the "we cannot survive four more years under Obama" line. Dawgs May 2012 #55

eh...those same assclowns were saying the same thing in '08 Blue_Tires May 2012 #66

LOL, complete with the standard, teabag-issued spelling errors Viking12 May 2012 #58

Years ago, in the 90's, I read an Article that warned of a Right Wing Neo-Nazi fascisthunter May 2012 #62

The Neo-Nazi movement in this country doesn't survive off of the proceeds from bake sales. Ikonoklast May 2012 #65

the tantrum throwing is epic librechik May 2012 #67

God forbid the economy gets better and we can afford healthcare again LynneSin May 2012 #69

They make President Obama sound so awesome. nt ZombieHorde May 2012 #71

"Whiny Hyperboles," the newsletter Dash87 May 2012 #76