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11. Jeebus 2016!

Sun May 17, 2015, 10:33 AM

May 2015

Republican Jeebus would be all, "Here's a fish. Enjoy it, but the next one's on you..."

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If Jesus ran for POTUS what would his platform be? [View all] elehhhhna May 2015 OP

He wouldn't be eligible to run. MineralMan May 2015 #2

Free cheese for all. "Blessed are the cheesemakers!" - nt KingCharlemagne May 2015 #3

You mean sorta like this: KingCharlemagne May 2015 #6

If he couldn't get the Wall Street money nod, he'd be "unelectable." 99Forever May 2015 #5

Are you kidding? They would kill him again. alphafemale May 2015 #7

Anyone who disagreed with him would be tortured for eternity unless NYC Liberal May 2015 #8

Exactly. phil89 May 2015 #17

If Jesus could run for POTUS democrank May 2015 #9

Feeding the poor and healing the sick. JaneyVee May 2015 #10

Jeebus 2016! Cooley Hurd May 2015 #11

The last time he returned to earth the cops shot him. hunter May 2015 #12

Bravo! Reminiscent of Dostoevsky's scene "The Grand Inquisitor" from KingCharlemagne May 2015 #19

Virgin mothers prove that abstinence works? seveneyes May 2015 #13

He wouldn't need money or a platform, he'd need a miracle...... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2015 #14

He would be against the separation of church and state. former9thward May 2015 #15

Don't be so sure. dawg May 2015 #21

Or, LWolf May 2015 #24

Free healthcare. Octafish May 2015 #18

Doesn't matter. dawg May 2015 #20

Beating your slaves is OK... SidDithers May 2015 #22

Give unto Caesar... kentuck May 2015 #23