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trumad

(41,692 posts) Thu May 28, 2015, 02:53 PM May 2015

The Texas floods are part of the Jade Helm strategy to take over Texas. [View all]

Think about it: Flood the streets---people can't get away.

Obama instructed the Corp of Engineers to open the taps and flood key roads in Houston.

Fucking brilliant!!!

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The Texas floods are part of the Jade Helm strategy to take over Texas. [View all] trumad May 2015 OP

I knew it was Obama's fault. TexasProgresive May 2015 #1

Maybe it is punishment for having LGBT redidence in Texas. Thinkingabout May 2015 #2

I think it is GAWD's punishment for electing assholes csziggy May 2015 #5

I have to admit Texas has produced this biggest dang bunch of assholes. Thinkingabout May 2015 #7

And Florida has elected the creepiest asshole ever csziggy May 2015 #14

Truly amazing. All the evidence of what a crook and sleaze he is, all the people saying RKP5637 May 2015 #27

Texas has such a great number to choose from... Oblivious-Ness May 2015 #15

We've also produced a number of GREAT people. Don't ask me....look it up. nt clarice May 2015 #21

I know Texas has produce many great people, as you will notice my avatar is Ann Richards, Ted Cruz Thinkingabout May 2015 #24

The former doesn't deny the latter. LanternWaste May 2015 #29

"establish a bright, sunshiny dialog" Is that a bad thing? nt clarice May 2015 #31

And with climate change, Florida is gonna get it! workinclasszero May 2015 #20

But where I live, it will become beach front property csziggy May 2015 #23

I'm in Central Texas, and we know one of the missing flood victims. Paladin May 2015 #3

Oh please..... trumad May 2015 #6

I'm very sorry... Rhiannon12866 May 2015 #16

Oh my God....what is this ????!!! A voice of REASON ???!!! How rare +1. nt clarice May 2015 #22

And here come the FEMA trucks, too! arcane1 May 2015 #4

Don't want em...Don't need em. nt clarice May 2015 #25

Holy Jade Helm, Trumadman matt819 May 2015 #8

Someone go over to the WH & see if the flood machine is still parked next to the earthquake machine! FSogol May 2015 #9

I found em both! Right next to the drought machine. leftofcool May 2015 #26

Shhh, don't want them to know "We" know.... AuntPatsy May 2015 #10

Mike Huckabee told Rick Perry to do it so we would stop Lint Head May 2015 #11

actually, the taps have been staying CLOSED so to avoid downstream flooding snooper2 May 2015 #12

Oops malaise May 2015 #13

Thanks Obama! workinclasszero May 2015 #17

The man's a genius eissa May 2015 #18

Its that darned 11-ty level chess he plays! workinclasszero May 2015 #19

Ancient Aliens gave Marxist Muslim Obama the technology to flood True Christians(TM) homes Rex May 2015 #28

Stevie Ray Vaughan prophesied this years ago. KamaAina May 2015 #30

I know you're trying to be funny...but.... Avalux May 2015 #32

Oh stop it... trumad May 2015 #33

Hey! Avalux May 2015 #34