Does Romney understand that "not remembering" makes it worse?

[gratuitous]

16. Your Hue-mann ways confuse Mitt Romney

At the time of the incident which I do not remember, and which I certainly do not remember whether my associates and myself thought the young hue-mann in question was of the homosexual persuasion or not, I was young as reckoned by your Earth years. It was during this period in my existence that many occurrences transpired that in the intervening time I have been informed would not be acceptable in your hue-mann society. I have further been informed that I should express "re-gret" over this incident, which I am at pains to reiterate I do not remember.

Now, please join me in raising your upper extremities above your heads, moving them in a back-and-forth manner to indicate extreme indifference.