We Should Lay off Using Romney's Mormon Beliefs as a Criticism

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53. Fair point.

Ha! Look at those Mormons! They believe God sent his angel down from the planet Kolob, to put magic golden plates in the ground, that convicted con man Joseph Smith conveniently found, read with magic glasses, and used to write the Book of Mormon. And they wear magic underwear!

Of course, we say this in a nation dominated by a religion where a naked couple gets the entire human race cursed because they were talked into eating a magic fruit that made them smart by a talking snake, whose primary deity sent his son on a suicide mission, which wasn't really a suicide mission because after he died, he got better, but because he got himself killed, God will let us into heaven (even though he could have unilaterally done so without the son-killing.) Now to honor his suicide son, we all wear execution devices around our necks. Makes sense to me!