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TheCowsCameHome

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12. Besides, it's easier to make a rhyme using "Maine"

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 6, 2015, 10:06 AM

Jul 2015

There once was a man from Maine,

Who didn't use much of his brain,

He drank and got loaded,

The tube - it exploded,

So fast there was no time for pain.

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Florida Man dies in fireworks event [View all] Ineeda Jul 2015 OP

It looks like the family is already laying groundwork TheCowsCameHome Jul 2015 #1

Ah yes! The missing warning label. longship Jul 2015 #3

"He's not an idiot." avebury Jul 2015 #10

He is not from Florida and what is tradgedy? n/t malaise Jul 2015 #2

Altogether now... B2G Jul 2015 #4

That would actually be Maine Man. Tommy_Carcetti Jul 2015 #5

If he was still living in Orlando and home for a visit, calling him a Florida man isn't inaccurate Gormy Cuss Jul 2015 #9

I guess, technically, you are right. Jamastiene Jul 2015 #11

Besides, it's easier to make a rhyme using "Maine" TheCowsCameHome Jul 2015 #12

Maine man. djean111 Jul 2015 #6

"Fireworks event"? It wasn't a "fireworks event." It was a stupidly fatal stunt with fireworks. WinkyDink Jul 2015 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Marr Jul 2015 #8