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Brickbat

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91. Dude, you need a deep freeze for that.

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West Virginia Man Caught Living With Deer in His House for a Year [View all] Liberal_in_LA Jul 2015 OP

poor deers... luvspeas Jul 2015 #1

I knew gay marriage would come this! Human101948 Jul 2015 #27

That's dangerous! Esp. on the dark setting. Eleanors38 Jul 2015 #74

That certainly takes this thread in a new erection pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #77

As Johnny used to say: "Now that is funny!" Human101948 Jul 2015 #80

If the guy was smart, he'd have a business on the side... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #82

I bathed in it last time I went hunting... Human101948 Jul 2015 #86

Dude, I think you got the doe pheromones by mistake pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #87

^^^^^ The posts above say it all! ^^^^^ pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #105

Only a new element in the discussion. Eleanors38 Jul 2015 #84

This subthread theme surely will pop up again in the future pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #85

By then it will be pretty crummy. Eleanors38 Jul 2015 #111

Rent is expensive and that deer might've had a job. NightWatcher Jul 2015 #2

Straw on the floor might have helped.... FSogol Jul 2015 #15

Releasing them back into the wild seem a bit cruel chknltl Jul 2015 #3

I wondered about that also. We have laws against keeping deers in MN as well. This law has jwirr Jul 2015 #5

Definitely! I doubt they have the skills to survive in the wild either! n/t RKP5637 Jul 2015 #26

Please see: The Yearling by Marjorie Kinan Rawlings. The deer will come back until...nt Eleanors38 Jul 2015 #76

Ah thought they 'us Great Danes with horns. (eom) HassleCat Jul 2015 #4

I don't even want to think why he had two deer in his house. Jamastiene Jul 2015 #6

Deer always answer the door--unless it's Jehoova's Witnesses pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #81

Lol! Jamastiene Jul 2015 #107

That's a really skinny deer. herding cats Jul 2015 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Jul 2015 #8

Line from "Jeremiah Johnson"... Bigmack Jul 2015 #9

Anything to make a buck. Starry Messenger Jul 2015 #10

Who can blame him for trying to save some doe? Orrex Jul 2015 #12

You have to hoof it to compete in this economy. Starry Messenger Jul 2015 #18

Quit fawning over this guy! KamaAina Jul 2015 #32

I suspect an antlerior motive. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #33

That's the worst thing I've herd all day. Orrex Jul 2015 #34

Well, try not to take it to hart. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #38

Doe! You beat me to it. Orrex Jul 2015 #41

You mean you've been upstagged? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #42

No, but I was attacked from be-hind. Orrex Jul 2015 #43

Sorry. I don't mean to offend -- I do caribou your feelings. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #45

I'm glad to hear it--otherwise I might have to vam-moose. Orrex Jul 2015 #46

Well, if you do leave, alpaca lunch for you to take on the road. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #48

Como se llama? Orrex Jul 2015 #49

Well, if you muskox me that, I guess I will tell you. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #50

On your 200th birthday, will they call you bisontennial? Orrex Jul 2015 #52

I hope so. If they do, kudu make it to the celebration? Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #58

The downside of having a wide tail, deer... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #47

And a tiny dik-dik. Starry Messenger Jul 2015 #71

He was in the pool!!! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #97

You do have eight point. Starry Messenger Jul 2015 #101

# 10 Duzy winner olddots Jul 2015 #36

Don't tell... 3catwoman3 Jul 2015 #11

According to the man, "the buck stops here." Orrex Jul 2015 #13

Rest of the story. . Tame deer released back to the wild, shot first day of hunting season. B Calm Jul 2015 #14

Obviously he believed they were injured and thought: "The buck stops here." n/t GreatGazoo Jul 2015 #16

That's the worst pun ever. What kind of fool would make such a pun? Orrex Jul 2015 #22

Let me ruminant on that for a bit. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #23

You're such a rascal! Orrex Jul 2015 #24

Deer Orrex, you need to lighten up!!! madinmaryland Jul 2015 #30

We seem to have fallen into a rut. Orrex Jul 2015 #35

That's okay, we'll recover. We're Bambidextrous. pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #37

I feel like I've been stabbed in the hart. Orrex Jul 2015 #39

Naw, when one gets to know you you're really not such a bad fallow pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #61

Ibex you'd be fun to hang out with. Orrex Jul 2015 #62

You play innocent but I know 'hang out' means you're picturing my head over your mantel pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #66

Busted! Orrex Jul 2015 #67

That's okay. I'm picturing you over mine... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #99

I'm hoping for some threads on how the Supreme Court lovemydog Jul 2015 #17

... Omaha Steve Jul 2015 #19

ROFL, found a much better article and video with him, deer come and go as they want snooper2 Jul 2015 #20

Aw. They are buddies BainsBane Jul 2015 #65

They are fairly ripe without the emit. When hunting, sometimes you can smell THEM first. Eleanors38 Jul 2015 #78

See #82 near the top pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #83

It doesn't really look like the deer wants to leave. Deer says, "Thanks for nothing, officer." aikoaiko Jul 2015 #21

My thought too. I also watched the video at the link. The deer seemed very happy and RKP5637 Jul 2015 #55

I saw this on the news this AM. City Lights Jul 2015 #25

Of course it did. TDale313 Jul 2015 #28

Why Am I RobinA Jul 2015 #29

You can, but only if it's a roe home. Orrex Jul 2015 #56

My friend Bruce had a pet doe. edgineered Jul 2015 #31

How long before some wing-nut blames this on marriage equality? bullwinkle428 Jul 2015 #40

They're just cohabiting; they never said their I-Does. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #44

If they don't want a big wedding, they can sneak away antelope. Orrex Jul 2015 #51

That's exactly the reaction I expected from you and your elk pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #53

That's your antler for everything. Orrex Jul 2015 #54

It would behoove you to respect my haunches... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #59

I see you're a bit discouraged by the thread's discourse, but I hope you can springbok. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #70

The thread isn't discourteous; it's all 'deer' this and 'deer' that and a lot of fawning! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #75

Best. Subthread. Ever. bigwillq Jul 2015 #95

I heard that the guy was afraid of being stood up at the antler. betsuni Jul 2015 #108

Somehow he sensed that something was prong pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #109

They probably already have. n/t Jamastiene Jul 2015 #106

aww, I hope the wildlife police didn't kill them like they did to last years rescue fawn. Sunlei Jul 2015 #57

Santorum was right lame54 Jul 2015 #60

Isn't that what the French call a 'm�nagerie � trois'? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #63

There was at least a little fawndling going on... betsuni Jul 2015 #110

This thread is a riot. But seriously, isn't there a way he could keep the deer for their own safety? Tarheel_Dem Jul 2015 #64

They were loose when outside. In the video the man said soon as old enough & breeding season... Sunlei Jul 2015 #68

Nice rack! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #69

The cost of his venison just went up by a factor of three or forage. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #72

The Yearling was Pulitzer Prize-winning fiction, not a DIY manual. Sheesh. Eleanors38 Jul 2015 #73

K&R! This thread definitely deserves more Kicks & Racks! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #79

If he is caring for them and it is his house then it should be fine. TheKentuckian Jul 2015 #88

As long as he can show his long-form adoption certificate. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #89

"Deer ownership is not as glamorous as it seems."- Sadly, few things are. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2015 #90

Dude, you need a deep freeze for that. Brickbat Jul 2015 #91

I think the Man family needs a serious intervention. Buns_of_Fire Jul 2015 #92

Frankly, my deer... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #93

Buck and the Preacher Catherine Vincent Jul 2015 #94

How can we not love this deer man? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #96

i literally was crying laughing at this pic at work today Quayblue Jul 2015 #98

The deer was quoted as saying, "Have I heard the Good Word?" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #100

lol!!!! *tears* nt Quayblue Jul 2015 #102

I have laughed so hard I ache all over. I think asjr Jul 2015 #103

Some say counting deer helps with going to sleep pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #104

At least he wasn't painting one of their noses red. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2015 #112