I've been separated for nearly two years, but not divorced. So I haven't been looking at all. Just wandering around with my wedding ring still on looking forlorn.

In the rare even that a woman showed some sign of interest anyway, I responded by being ... er .... unresponsive.

For all I know, I could be a hot commodity if I ever really tried. Or, maybe it could go the other way and no one would be interested in me at all. Either way, I'm scared to death by the whole thing.

But you do make me feel better about my reading glasses. . I had perfect vision until just a few years ago, but the words started moving around on the page when I turned 42. Glad to know some women don't mind the look.