Details of George W. Bush's re-emergence schedule released

[Martin Eden]

13. I'd like GW to read the poem I wrote to him when he left office:

What I'd say to his face if I could:


I'd tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You'd take pleasure in your behind

I'd like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should suffer all the grief and pain
Of your misbegotten war

Though I could never make you think
Or feel, or understand
I'll take solace when I hear your name
Cursed throughout the land

From inside a lonely prison cell
Dark and bare and cold
Where every day you pay for your crimes
Until you're sick, heartbroken, and old

Then when you finally leave the Earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You're going straight to hell