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Prism

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21. I think I will sue Burger King for pain and suffering.

Mon Oct 5, 2015, 05:01 PM

Oct 2015

My boyfriend summoned me to the bathroom the other day to discuss and analyze the brilliantly shamrock offering that floated forlornly in the toilet.

After an hour of webmd sleuthing and diagnoses of at least a dozen incurable diseases, I stumbled upon this information on Reddit.

Three days later, the bathroom is still emitting a strange radioactive glow. I just want this to end, because I cannot endure one more excited beckon from the back of my apartment, "Oh my god, you have to see this one!"

No, I really don't.

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Burger King's Black Halloween Burger Is Turning People's Poop Green! Heck, Yes! [View all] HuckleB Oct 2015 OP

*** Warren DeMontague Oct 2015 #1

It needs to be re-branded as a St. Patrick's Day burger, clearly. kwassa Oct 2015 #2

+1,000,000 ... 000 HuckleB Oct 2015 #6

One St. Paddy's Day patty coming up, done your way. leveymg Oct 2015 #27

Maybe with a tad less of the other colors in it Warpy Oct 2015 #76

why is this story not at the top of the Greatest page? mike_c Oct 2015 #3

Black bun did this? Hell, all I have to do is eat at McDs or McBurger and my poop is green! Rex Oct 2015 #4

No, kangaroos. KamaAina Oct 2015 #8

Not Martians? HuckleB Oct 2015 #9

That's Jack in the Box! Rex Oct 2015 #10

Jack in the Crack gave me air bursts within 2 hours. Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #15

Seriously you gotta wonder about 'chicken mcnuggets' that make you race to the bathroom Rex Oct 2015 #24

One off-label thing about fried chicken: It gets you over constipation. Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #25

True, so does a 99 cent burrito from Taco Bell. Rex Oct 2015 #26

Taco bell is good for one thing: GummyBearz Oct 2015 #50

JITB's whole menu does that. HuckleB Oct 2015 #44

This thread is useless without pictures. KamaAina Oct 2015 #5

+1,000,000 ... 000 HuckleB Oct 2015 #7

I want video proof! Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #16

There are pictures at the link GummyBearz Oct 2015 #51

Not of the burger, silly... ChisolmTrailDem Oct 2015 #56

Just scroll down GummyBearz Oct 2015 #58

Oh crap!! (pun absolutely intended) I indeed did not scroll down very far and... ChisolmTrailDem Oct 2015 #60

Same thing happens with black licorice exboyfil Oct 2015 #11

Black licorice will do the same thing. MineralMan Oct 2015 #12

Don't eat the black buns. jberryhill Oct 2015 #28

Boo-Berry will do it too TlalocW Oct 2015 #13

What's the big deal? Mine's always been green. Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #14

Sugar in the diet can turn poop green. Ilsa Oct 2015 #17

After Halloween, mine says M-M-M-M-M-...... Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #22

LOL. nt Ilsa Oct 2015 #38

Mine too! HassleCat Oct 2015 #53

Saves electricity when on the john! Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #72

What's wrong with adding a little color to your life ? underpants Oct 2015 #18

Shhh! Curb your enthusiasm or they'll start charging extra! pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #19

It looks hideous! Phentex Oct 2015 #20

I think it looks cool, and it's not bad at all. HuckleB Oct 2015 #32

I will never know Egnever Oct 2015 #64

I don't think we could give any company business, if that's the case. HuckleB Oct 2015 #71

I think I will sue Burger King for pain and suffering. Prism Oct 2015 #21

In my experience, "Hey, come and see what I did!" generally loses its cuteness factor Buns_of_Fire Oct 2015 #40

This too shall pass... nt backscatter712 Oct 2015 #23

The end is coming. Where's that emoticon . . . found it. leveymg Oct 2015 #29

Licorice does the same thing. razorman Oct 2015 #30

It aint easy being green n/t Yavin4 Oct 2015 #31

feel the power of the dark slider nt geek tragedy Oct 2015 #33

The Force can have a strong influence beac Oct 2015 #36

Sure, but does it glow in the dark? surrealAmerican Oct 2015 #34

rate my poo ileus Oct 2015 #35

It's a tasty burger. geomon666 Oct 2015 #37

I want a Halloween CROISSAN'WICH! HuckleB Oct 2015 #39

. geomon666 Oct 2015 #46

Add an asparagus shake for a true multimedia experience! nt Buns_of_Fire Oct 2015 #41

Add some corn on the cob for the trifecta! HuckleB Oct 2015 #45

Beets. nt msanthrope Oct 2015 #52

You know... jberryhill Oct 2015 #77

they can color your pee, too..... msanthrope Oct 2015 #79

That happens when I eat black licorice. NutmegYankee Oct 2015 #42

Methylene Blue will make you pee green PeoViejo Oct 2015 #43

I have to try one. Renew Deal Oct 2015 #47

now my kids will want to try it dembotoz Oct 2015 #48

It's like a delayed Happy Meal prize! pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #49

It's big in Europe. You know, their all green 'n' sh|t underpants Oct 2015 #55

Your kids are making good decisions. Initech Oct 2015 #86

Gross someone actually posted used toilet paper as proof Generic Other Oct 2015 #54

The last time I saw a green like that my daughter (then 10yo) dae Oct 2015 #61

ROFL, you should stay away from the dark side of the intertubes snooper2 Oct 2015 #70

I had to have this Halloween burger! yallerdawg Oct 2015 #57

+1,000,000...000 HuckleB Oct 2015 #73

I thought all BK food did that. CentralMass Oct 2015 #59

"Oh shit".......... Historic NY Oct 2015 #62

TMI. .especially the pic of the green stained toilet paper Liberal_in_LA Oct 2015 #63

I only have one question: KeepItReal Oct 2015 #65

"Its in there". Historic NY Oct 2015 #69

Guess people have never had black frosting before. dilby Oct 2015 #66

I know what I'm having for lunch this week! progressoid Oct 2015 #67

This is the best reason ever to have a burger! n/t Little Tich Oct 2015 #68

Thanks for the afternoon giggles. a la izquierda Oct 2015 #74

........ LongTomH Oct 2015 #75

My daughter told me this is happening to everyone Generic Brad Oct 2015 #78

Well, this experiment was a success. Renew Deal Oct 2015 #80

another unintended vegetarian benefit. nt JanMichael Oct 2015 #81

Isn't vegetarian poop always green? Renew Deal Oct 2015 #82

no but smell like fresh baked biscuits. nt JanMichael Oct 2015 #83

That might be the grossest thing posted in this thread. Renew Deal Oct 2015 #84

i stole that from the road to wellville. JanMichael Oct 2015 #85