Internet talk of boycotting star wars over black character

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5. "Stop appropriating white culture"? Dumbasses

'cuse me, Klan nerds, i'm just gonna interrupt for a second, but... white culture? really? i'll grant stormtroopers shoot about as well as most of the cracker-barrel bastards I've met down in Yaller Holler Mizzurra or wherever y'all's from. But this escapes a greater problem with your thesis.

See, the big complaint is that Stormtroopers are supposed to be clones of one dude. Now, this runs into the obvious logistical error that not all the shit CGI in Lucas' head can actually generate enough stormtrooper clones to oppress a galaxy, no matter hoe far, far away or long, long ago that galaxy is. we can easily assume there are recruits.

But alright, let's go with the flawed thesis that yeah okay, Stormtroopers are all clones. Clones of what, or who? well, that was answered in the Prequels.

They are clones of Jake "The Muss" Heke.

(Yes, he spends both movies with that expression)

Sorry, I mean Jango Fett.


Same actor. See. Jake and Jango are played by Temuera Morrison. Mr. Morrison is Maori.

If all stormtroopers are all clones, then they are all clones of Jango Fett. Jango Fett is a short, burly polynesian motherfucker. So Stormtroopers, ifthey can be glued to any Earth culture or ethnicity, are Maori.

And I would love to see stormtroopers doing a haka.



...That'll do, Internet. That'll do.