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delrem

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9. They'll say "Jeb, what have you got that Trump hasn't got?"

Sat Oct 24, 2015, 03:47 AM

Oct 2015

They'll say "Jeb, Carson is an awesome force in the Republican party today, and what have you got that Carson hasn't got?"

Jeb'll be flustered and say "but I'm just old likable me!".

Then they'll turn on the home movie of George W. Bush striding across the flight deck of the aircraft carrier, crotch bulging with the kind of magic that had Chris Matthews gushing "we're all neocons, now!", and ask Jeb how his crotch can compare.
I'm not sure whether Jeb'll feel at home with his crotch, at that time.

But that's politics in the USA, and at that it's just half of the Bush and Clinton family series of operettas.

It's ongoing. It's all the rage.

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Bush Crime Family may pull the plug on Jeb! [View all] book_worm Oct 2015 OP

Sounds like an intervention world wide wally Oct 2015 #1

Poor Jeb Liberal_in_LA Oct 2015 #2

All that family money and still as dumb as a bag of Dowdys. n/t dixiegrrrrl Oct 2015 #13

And he was supposed to be the SMART one! BuelahWitch Oct 2015 #22

Babs must have drank like a fish while pregnanr with her sons hifiguy Oct 2015 #26

lol. nt restorefreedom Oct 2015 #43

"Smart" being a relative term, and not indicative of reality in any manner. nt ladyVet Oct 2015 #54

Interesting davidpdx Oct 2015 #3

Maybe Neil Bush can pull in more financing with his criminal banking & hooking activities. NBachers Oct 2015 #4

LOL! Art_from_Ark Oct 2015 #8

are they going to start grooming George Prescott Bush irisblue Oct 2015 #5

The young stalker - TBF Oct 2015 #21

Or Pierce... NYC Liberal Oct 2015 #51

*shudder* Arugula Latte Oct 2015 #55

I remember when Jeb was the Smart One. byronius Oct 2015 #6

That's one supervillain straight out of Beany and Cecil Art_from_Ark Oct 2015 #10

Dishonest John! hifiguy Oct 2015 #27

That "Jeb was the smart one" bullshit was yet another piece of fallacious conventional Chakab Oct 2015 #15

It was an easy one to fall for. ZX86 Oct 2015 #38

It's takes some smarts to be a devious, sneaky bastard like W. CrispyQ Oct 2015 #52

They're Going To Tell Him They Are Going To Get A Repug Congressional Committee To..... global1 Oct 2015 #7

They'll say "Jeb, what have you got that Trump hasn't got?" delrem Oct 2015 #9

I bet he's going to just love having Dubya there when he's told he's not cutting it. cui bono Oct 2015 #11

Would I love to be a fly on the wall during that gathering! smirkymonkey Oct 2015 #23

Oooh, a meeting of the minds progressoid Oct 2015 #12

They're going to tell him, Unknown Beatle Oct 2015 #14

Aw! Helicopter parents in action! Helen Borg Oct 2015 #16

For the win! mike dub Oct 2015 #18

LOL! City Lights Oct 2015 #20

I smell sulfur. lonestarnot Oct 2015 #17

Hugo and Colin noted that family trait. Octafish Oct 2015 #19

Colin and bushitler were hatching up war with Iraq a year before it started. lonestarnot Oct 2015 #39

Colin went along and got along. Octafish Oct 2015 #48

Ewwww, and push blame to everyone else. lonestarnot Oct 2015 #49

He who smelt it, dealt it. Octafish Oct 2015 #57

His run has been strange to watch... he was much more competent (less gaffe prone) JCMach1 Oct 2015 #24

His mom didn't want him to run loyalsister Oct 2015 #50

If he couldn't anticipate roaminronin Oct 2015 #25

He has the same capacity for self-reflection hifiguy Oct 2015 #28

Interesting turn of events. Wellstone ruled Oct 2015 #29

Every time I see the words "Bush Crime Family" I automatically reject anything else the person says. MohRokTah Oct 2015 #30

Not really. There's a lot more truth to it. John Poet Oct 2015 #31

That's exactly the sort of thing the extreme right says about the Clintons. eom MohRokTah Oct 2015 #33

.... who are also great pals with the Bushes. John Poet Oct 2015 #46

that says a lot about YOU, actually. nt grasswire Oct 2015 #32

Yes, I am not a radical leftist extremist. MohRokTah Oct 2015 #34

Nice try. grasswire Oct 2015 #35

Honest truth. MohRokTah Oct 2015 #36

"radical leftist extremists" laundry_queen Oct 2015 #47

pretty much everybody to the left of a proud fascist reddread Oct 2015 #60

Thats a surprise.. Jesus Malverde Oct 2015 #59

Now why would Babs want to trouble her beautiful mind over that disaster? IDemo Oct 2015 #37

"Psssst, tio... Scurrilous Oct 2015 #40

Tu no puedes naaa flamingdem Oct 2015 #41

... Scurrilous Oct 2015 #58

hmm, maybe the plan is to set Jeb! up for the VP slot 0rganism Oct 2015 #42

VP for whom? brooklynite Oct 2015 #44

whoever the nominee is 0rganism Oct 2015 #45

I don't see "The Family" going for that. MoonRiver Oct 2015 #53

Not sure I'd want to be the nominee in that case KamaAina Oct 2015 #63

JEB! has looked like a big doof his whole campaign. They should have Oneironaut Oct 2015 #56

kick napkinz Oct 2015 #61

Sunday and Monday is the weekend? KamaAina Oct 2015 #62