How do you get rid of a 'bible thumper' away from your door?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

163. I had a fairly large NO SOLICITING sign when I lived in Houston.

It was a stick-on on the door about 8 inches long. I was in 60s ranch style suburbia.

Everybody ignored it.

I had one idiot knock on my door trying to sell something. I said, "Can't you read the NO SOLICITING sign?" He said, "I was not soliciting." Idiots don't know what it means.



I had some JW's in little old lady shoes park in front of my house. Little old lady shoes have a high cork wedgie heel, are ugly black lace ups with a triangular toe hole. I had an old bag teacher in the fourth grade that wore them.

One came up my side walk. She said "would you like to come to a celebration of Jesus?" I said "Didn't you see the no soliciting sign on my door?" "Didn't you see the NO SOLICITING sign on the entrance to the subdivision at the end of my street?"

No answer. She hotfooted it outta there. Then I went out in the drive way when they were leaving and stared intently at their back license plate to memorize their number. That really gave them the incentive to drive off.

Now I live in a more rural area but still inside a town. I have a fence completely around the property with an electric gate for cars and a keyed gate for walking through. No intercom. You ain't coming in unless I know who you are and know you're coming and you called first, because I'm tired of people with no boundaries begging for money for beer and cigs or work, when they won't show up to work, and I know it. The JWs STILL attach their propaganda to my car gate.

At least they can't bother me personally anymore. Wish I'd had a fence in Houston.