‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Delivers the Thrills, With a Touch of Humanity

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7. Roddenberry is turning in his grave.

He threw out the entire historic story line that goes back decades. Instead of meaningful and culturally relevant story lines, we get action Jackson. He turned the Enterprise engineering deck from a high tech wonder into a fucking brewery! He turned Spock from a thoughtful dedicated officer who put logic and reason above all else into one who would jeopardize his position and career to have an affair with junior officer, which is not only unSpocklike, but unethical. He should be court martialed. And JJ tosses out Kirk's history and makes him a spoiled brat without any experience whatsoever, again counter to the history of the series. And all Star Fleet officers are somehow fine with this junior cadet getting the command of a starship, jumping over every officer senior to him?

Yes, JJ Abrams is a Hollywood hack who cares nothing whatsoever about Star Trek.

Plus, there's the fucking lens flare!!!! And again, the fucking beer vats in the Enterprise engineering section! No wonder JJ's Star Trek is so horrible. Everybody was fucking drunk. Worse yet, on Budweiser!! Which had convenient product placement.

I despise JJ Abrams.