Breaking: GOP selects Ann Romney's dancing horse as candidate..."nothing in writing says we can't" [View all]

[Miles Archer]

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In a stunning upset to the run-up for 2016's Presidential election, the Republicans announced today that they plan to run Ann Romney's dancing horse, Rafalca, as their candidate.

"I always knew a Romney would be in the oval office one day," remarked Ms. Romney.

Newly-minted House Majority Leader Paul Ryan told CNN reporters "The best part of this is that there is nothing in writing that says we can't do this. There is nothing in the laws that govern our great land that specifically prohibits selecting a dancing horse as the Republican Presidential nominee."

When asked about a Rafalca / Clinton or Rafalca / Sanders race, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus commented "We're in. It's that simple. This will be a cake-walk to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave."