Please come CAPTION last night's Clown Car of Stupid!!!! [View all]

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Marko ("I always wipe before I flush&quot Rubio just finished saying: "Trump here is doing wheelies in the street in terms of changing his position. . . Why I . . . in terms of his . . . Knows exactly. . . . wheelies in Trumps' ear . . . Pez position . . ."

Donald ("I've got a pack of jumbo condoms in my pocket&quot Trump is saying: "You, Marko or Mario or whatever you say your name is, you're a pathetic choke artist! You probably get performance anxiety at the ATM. . . . And Teddy, here, . . . What a creep!. . . He can't open his mouth without lying! . . . Another sick loser!"

Teddy ("I got a pair of panties in my pocket&quot Cruz is about to say: "How can I be lying when I say I'm telling the truth, unless I'm lying about telling the truth and then don't tell the truth, which is what I say I'm not doing. . . . It makes absolutely no sense!"


Ben ("Don't I get to talk?&quot Carson is thinking off stage: "When are they going to ask me about brain aneurisms?"