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17. Donald Trump Wins Ku Klux Klan Presidential Nomination

Fri Mar 18, 2016, 09:46 PM

Mar 2016

This pretty much happened. Satire is so close to reality these days.

Donald Trump Wins Ku Klux Klan Presidential Nomination

DIXIE (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Ku Klux Klan (KKK) chapters in the South confirmed Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump had unanimously won the contest to be the KKK presidential nominee. Trump, who was also given the newly-created KKK title "Grand Imperial Giant Cyclops Wizard," announced he hoped to wrap up the GOP presidential nomination by the end of March.

"Donald Trump has won the Ku Klux Klan presidential nomination. We were just waiting on results from Alabama and Mississippi, both of which are routinely late and have an archaic nominating process called a 'hollerin' caucus,'" declared a masked man in a white robe wearing a pointy hat.

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84 year old Arlington woman who wrote letter critical of Trumpenf�hrer gets a threat from the KKK [View all] 47of74 Mar 2016 OP

Howie Carr jpak Mar 2016 #1

Emboldened bullies Person 2713 Mar 2016 #2

Fuck Trumpenfuror and fuck white supremacists. Initech Mar 2016 #3

@&%#� shenmue Mar 2016 #4

Nah, I wouldn't want to make space into a dumping ground for asswipes. 47of74 Mar 2016 #5

+1 million geardaddy Mar 2016 #7

Or OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb sakabatou Mar 2016 #9

GN-z11 is only 13.4 billion light-years from us SFnomad Mar 2016 #14

And yet the edge of the visible universe is 45 billion light years away. sakabatou Mar 2016 #15

Wouldn't the theoretical limit Krytan11c Mar 2016 #19

That would sound logical ... SFnomad Mar 2016 #20

Trump seems to draw the Klan like manure draws flies. gordianot Mar 2016 #6

Shush, you're insulting manure. sakabatou Mar 2016 #10

And flies! nt Aquavit Mar 2016 #13

AND Maggots! nt AZ Jim Mar 2016 #26

Courageous lady - especially with that second letter. salin Mar 2016 #8

small man parts (nt) The Wizard Mar 2016 #11

I wrote a letter to the editor in my local paper and this guy harassed me online for two weeks kimbutgar Mar 2016 #12

Our local paper used to insist on publishing the addresses of people who wrote in. 47of74 Mar 2016 #22

Arlington, Texas? Bangbangdem Mar 2016 #16

Arlington, Massachusetts, where they know a thing or two about resistance to tyranny... FailureToCommunicate Mar 2016 #21

Copy that Bangbangdem Mar 2016 #25

Donald Trump Wins Ku Klux Klan Presidential Nomination LS_Editor Mar 2016 #17

Yes it could. 47of74 Mar 2016 #24

We're never really free of them, are we? NBachers Mar 2016 #18

They make up 20% of Dumps base. Rex Mar 2016 #23