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DisgustipatedinCA

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6. I'm incapable of doing paperwork, and I'll beat up anyone who doesn't like it. Vote for me.

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Tue Dec 27, 2011, 06:26 PM

Dec 2011

I think he's got a winning message there.

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Mitt compares Newt to Lucy in Chocolate Factory. Newt says, "Say that to my face." [View all] A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 OP

Not satire, not parody. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #1

Don't be so sure. RUMMYisFROSTED Dec 2011 #12

Well, there's parody, then there's self-parody. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #13

Which raises the question "WTF are they doing over there?" RUMMYisFROSTED Dec 2011 #14

Play nice boys... flying rabbit Dec 2011 #2

Well.... athena5000 Dec 2011 #3

Newt's got the scratch to shake Mitt's hand on a $10,000 bet gratuitous Dec 2011 #4

OMG...Newt is so full of himself... one_voice Dec 2011 #5

I'm incapable of doing paperwork, and I'll beat up anyone who doesn't like it. Vote for me. DisgustipatedinCA Dec 2011 #6

"Say that to my face." murielm99 Dec 2011 #7

My god is better than your god?? comes to mind Angry Dragon Dec 2011 #8

My god, ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #16

"I'll bet you 10,000 dollars!" n/t Enrique Dec 2011 #11

I'll bet you infinity! jberryhill Dec 2011 #46

Now if... Johnny Noshoes Dec 2011 #74

is newt gonna kick mitt's ass out by the bike racks after school? frylock Dec 2011 #9

No, I heard it was going to be in the park... KansDem Dec 2011 #18

I'm pretty sure the clean living, 6 foot 2 pile of Mormon muscle could beat the shit out of Newty. Bombtrack Dec 2011 #19

ugh, it would be a total Bre'r Rabbit situation MisterP Dec 2011 #20

Steel cage match!! eom Dulcinea Dec 2011 #56

pay per view????? dhill926 Dec 2011 #10

Steel cage match! [nt] Jester Messiah Dec 2011 #65

this is better, totally free for the price of monthly internet service wordpix Dec 2011 #86

newt wants a situation where his bullshit can be shoveled as truth. spanone Dec 2011 #15

And Wolf provides it. Joe Bacon Dec 2011 #59

LOL Roy Rolling Dec 2011 #67

Right on both counts! Joe Bacon Dec 2011 #100

"Any place...anywhere....anytime....." Jello Biafra Dec 2011 #17

How about the bottom of the ocean in the next ten seconds Ichingcarpenter Dec 2011 #23

GOP Carnival of Presidential Hopefools Bill USA Dec 2011 #21

FAIL. Mitty the DraftDodger (R) got his analogy wrong. SpiralHawk Dec 2011 #22

Lucy & the Chocolate Factory is perfect. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #24

I agree - a perfect analogy and it also works because it is both not angry and not nasty, but it karynnj Dec 2011 #28

Lucy re-reruns treestar Dec 2011 #31

OK - I didn't realize that they were still on karynnj Dec 2011 #64

Newt taking that seriously rather than with grace and humor treestar Dec 2011 #25

Ding. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #47

Yup. The right answer would have been to laugh it off. knitter4democracy Dec 2011 #91

duel demtenjeep Dec 2011 #26

dual TheCowsCameHome Dec 2011 #36

Newt, you're not half as smart as you think you are.... Scuba Dec 2011 #27

It is a perfect analogy... Spazito Dec 2011 #29

Except for Newt the chocolates are cash from Fannie Mae. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #33

Thanks for the video...... Scottybeamer70 Dec 2011 #55

thanks, that ranks up there with the Veggie Vitamin & wine stomping episodes wordpix Dec 2011 #90

I recently spent a few hours on YouTube watching some of the episodes.... Spazito Dec 2011 #93

Newt and his debate fetish The Genealogist Dec 2011 #30

This thread needs this picture jberryhill Dec 2011 #32

Oh, god, I'd forgotten about this. n/t Bolo Boffin Dec 2011 #48

So had I. That photo is creepy on so many levels. n/t VWolf Dec 2011 #61

True. Republicans do not photograph well treestar Dec 2011 #71

Someone smarter than me VWolf Dec 2011 #62

"Newt? ... oh Newt!!!!" stlsaxman Dec 2011 #69

lol treestar Dec 2011 #72

That's actually pretty amusing. tammywammy Dec 2011 #34

Did you know Newt was a historian? TheCowsCameHome Dec 2011 #35

Re: Did you know Newt was a historian pauljulian Dec 2011 #76

Maybe they can WRESTLE in chocolate. Warren DeMontague Dec 2011 #37

THUNDERDOME!! Motown_Johnny Dec 2011 #38

Link please? LiberalAndProud Dec 2011 #39

Straight from CNN's Wolf Blitzer interview with Newt this afternoon. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #40

Wolf was a little bit "kissy-ass" with Newt... NightTemplar Dec 2011 #41

Newt IS history. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #42

Agreed. he doesn't stand a chance. nt NightTemplar Dec 2011 #43

lol, he paid $300K for a "lawyer to draft a letter that was technically wrong"? wordpix Dec 2011 #84

Maybe he hired John Yoo. (n/t) thesquanderer Dec 2011 #89

The whole country is laughing at you Newt. Shut up already. yellowcanine Dec 2011 #44

Or... A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #45

Exactly, let him go nuts. AtheistCrusader Dec 2011 #50

funny line, "ratchet up the crazy" lol wordpix Dec 2011 #83

no, keep on talking about Romney's "phony superPAC"---would love to hear more about it wordpix Dec 2011 #88

This just gets better and better. AtheistCrusader Dec 2011 #49

Nice dick waving MilesColtrane Dec 2011 #51

Sophomoric behavior fortyfeetunder Dec 2011 #52

I bet somebody's photoshopping Newt into the original Lucy conveyor belt scene A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #53

10,000 quatloos on the amphibian! JHB Dec 2011 #54

Wait... is that Michelle Bachmann on the right? AlbertCat Dec 2011 #73

Naw, it's Newt's campaign staffer... JHB Dec 2011 #77

Hahahahaha!!!!! Luuuucccyyyy!!!!! Waa-aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Major Hogwash Dec 2011 #57

Newt vs. Mitt ejbr Dec 2011 #58

The Blitzer pangaia Dec 2011 #60

"say that to my face?" From NEWT Gingrich? DWilliamsamh Dec 2011 #63

Imagine if he'd said, "I'm comin' for ya, brother!" Kennah Dec 2011 #99

Hey Newt... Roy Rolling Dec 2011 #66

Um, weren't they supposed to meet in the Trump debate/debacle? Myrina Dec 2011 #68

I get a totally different visual. felix_numinous Dec 2011 #70

I love that Dave Vitter I think I shit my drawers again look on the Nutzi! Hubert Flottz Dec 2011 #75

Santorum just passed Gingrich in Iowa. A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #78

Are they counting the dead baby in Ricky's pocket? Hubert Flottz Dec 2011 #79

There's only one solution: One-on-one, gladiatorial nuclear combat. DirkGently Dec 2011 #80

BAG OF GAS VS. EMPTY SUIT! A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #81

I'm offering up an alternative: Naked greco-roman wrestling on a trampoline, in Jell-O Kennah Dec 2011 #96

Sorry, forgot to say chocolate Jell-O Kennah Dec 2011 #97

I think Newt's "oopsie" is more like Lucille Ball trying to get into Rickie's band wordpix Dec 2011 #82

Because by then he'll have thought of a comeback? Orsino Dec 2011 #85

Obama is "the best food stamp president in US history"? Terrible that we're feeding the poor when wordpix Dec 2011 #87

OM NOM NOM NOM Fire Walk With Me Dec 2011 #92

Damn, that was a quality burn by Mitt. JBoy Dec 2011 #94

I have to say; that photo on the front page is hysterical. lumberjack_jeff Dec 2011 #95

Er...huh? A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #101

the photo that was on the front page of DU lumberjack_jeff Dec 2011 #103

Does No Moderator mean No Blitz? Kennah Dec 2011 #98

So Newt visits an actual chocolate factory to show he can A-Schwarzenegger Dec 2011 #102