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In reply to the discussion: TYT’s Cenk Uygur booted from American Airlines flight because pilot wasn’t ‘comfortable' [View all]ConservativeDemocrat
(2,720 posts)The airline couldn't possibly be trying as hard as they can to serve their customers safely after something broke. No.
See, the gate agent made the plane be delayed on purpose. You know, because gate agents have so much power. And by swearing at them long enough, this man (who is obviously not a blowhard asshole or anything), made them regret their decision. Which is why another plane was brought out. Why, if it hadn't been for Cenk's heroic screaming, why those passengers might still be waiting even today, because gate agents don't just work for the corporatists, they ARE the corporatists! And corporatist is a word, too!
Alas, having been thwarted in their nefarious plan, they took out their frustrations on Cenk.
The good news is that when Bernie is President, this kind of deliberate keeping planes from taking people to where they need to go on time due to gate agent pique (and maybe mechanical failure), will be stopped dead in its tracks!!!1!! And you'll be able to swear as them as much as you want. Anything else would be corrupt.
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