WATCH: Florida woman pulls gun on motorcyclists punching motorist to the ground

[sofa king]

43. (Oh yes, I know.)

But I can't help making fun of the Florida Man phenomenon. In fairness, we only need one from Virginia today:

Virginia man with 'suspicious bacon' takes plea deal

http://www.richmond.com/news/virginia/article_d0cc0e72-b1e9-5568-bb15-a5f36504f906.html

A Madison Heights man accused of wearing a camouflage mask on a neighbor’s property with a firearm and suspicious bag of bacon pleaded guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor counts of carrying a gun while intoxicated and trespassing.

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Arriving to the scene, Amherst County Sheriff’s Deputy Susan Jackson spotted Cater lying face down in the woods with a camouflage shirt and camouflage hunting mask and a semi-automatic handgun fully loaded, said Childress. A few feet away was a bag of raw bacon with a sticky, oily substance that later was found to have contained an engine lubricant oil, Childress said.

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Cater did not say why he had the bacon, Childress said. During questioning, Cater said, “I only put the bacon in the bag. Nothing else,” Childress said.

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(Oh, but the stupid does not end there. Consider your Halloween options carefully in my fair Commonwealth.)

Cater is a military veteran with no prior criminal history, a factor in the commonwealth not prosecuting a felony charge of wearing a mask in public and two misdemeanor counts of drunk in public and attempting to poison a companion animal, Childress said.