So I was smoking a cigarette during the break .. .

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6. you were WHAT?

There goers your progressive cred.

I suppose you took your pit bull to Olive Garden after that.

The quip you closed with isn't exactly a saying. It's the title of a best selling book.

It may be an excellent book, but it certainly made Richard Carlson's income into more than "small stuff". He perhaps should have rested on his laurels. He died as the youngish age of 45 while on a promotional tour for a later book.

You ought to see the ballroom blitzes that start at DU over Olive Garden, et. al.