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40. if mother nature had an ass

Fri Apr 22, 2016, 06:47 PM

Apr 2016

if mother nature had an ass he would be the wart on it. I imagine if he was discovered behind his cabin he would have been in the process of forcing himself on some barn yard animal and my guess it would be an under age animal!

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Breaking: More sad news from the music industry. [View all] NightWatcher Apr 2016 OP

were his diapers clean or dirty dlwickham Apr 2016 #1

No, no, no ... Jopin Klobe Apr 2016 #42

That is tragic. Kalidurga Apr 2016 #2

Not music. milestogo Apr 2016 #3

In the industry he's considered #2 pinboy3niner Apr 2016 #8

Nugent is to music as Trump is to politics. milestogo Apr 2016 #9

Yup. The top of the heap. Milestone Apr 2016 #10

I've always thought of Nugent as #2 ... Trajan Apr 2016 #27

Piles on.. BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2016 #33

I cringe whenever it's mentioned that he is from Michigan. leeroysphitz Apr 2016 #4

Prayers to responders that checked his vitals. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2016 #5

More power to those that kicked his "vitals". rhett o rick Apr 2016 #46

Was he in the outhouse? Martin Eden Apr 2016 #6

Lol brilliant rjsquirrel Apr 2016 #7

I'm hoping he accidently shoots himself with his bow and arrow... Raster Apr 2016 #13

Were they able to free the 13-year old girl he was holding captive? Raster Apr 2016 #11

Ouch NightWatcher Apr 2016 #12

^ BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2016 #34

Did he have an underage girl with him? Feeling the Bern Apr 2016 #14

Thank you for this thread -- I needed to laugh and I am falling off my chair Samantha Apr 2016 #15

LOL! TIME TO PANIC Apr 2016 #16

Rest In Piss spanone Apr 2016 #17

! BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2016 #35

:-) spanone Apr 2016 #37

I'm swallowing my spit Mira Apr 2016 #18

Prince is gone, Glenn Frey is gone, Lemmy is gone, Scott Weiland is gone... Initech Apr 2016 #19

oh man! think4yourself Apr 2016 #20

K & R !!!! Thespian2 Apr 2016 #21

Thanks for the laugh n/t TexasBushwhacker Apr 2016 #22

I feel for the people who found him rpannier Apr 2016 #23

There is -actual- more sad news from the music industry: kentauros Apr 2016 #24

I really did LOL at that one. DUZY. silvershadow Apr 2016 #25

I did also. Shames on me Liberal_in_LA Apr 2016 #29

lol Renew Deal Apr 2016 #26

PANTS CRAP FEVER! Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #28

That IS bad. Enthusiast Apr 2016 #30

Proof that there is no God n/t n2doc Apr 2016 #31

When it rains, it pours. closeupready Apr 2016 #32

I was actually having a pretty good day until I read this! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #36

In hopeful news, Fairgo Apr 2016 #38

Thank you Soxfan58 Apr 2016 #39

if mother nature had an ass porkified Apr 2016 #40

How could anyone tell? ... Jopin Klobe Apr 2016 #41

I literally laughed out loud ybbor Apr 2016 #43

K&R n/t lordsummerisle Apr 2016 #44

And Here I was hoping Crockett Got him! yuiyoshida Apr 2016 #45