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dembotoz

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19. She says god my sore knees..rafeal hears god we surely need

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Fri Apr 29, 2016, 10:21 PM

Apr 2016

Throw in some speaking in tongues and boom it's profesy

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Rafael Cruz: "We were on our knees for two hours. At the end a word came through his wife, Heidi..." [View all] Miles Archer Apr 2016 OP

Seems like God tells a lot of people to run for President. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2016 #1

DUZY award! leftofcool Apr 2016 #3

There must be plenty of popcorn in heaven. Chemisse Apr 2016 #6

Funniest Post Of The Month! Stinky The Clown Apr 2016 #15

Lol needed that laugh, thanx . AuntPatsy Apr 2016 #17

but He seems not to have told anyone to vote for him (n/t) Retrograde Apr 2016 #33

They never seem to ask WHICH god, though Scootaloo Apr 2016 #35

You're like me. You tend to type "ht" for "th." Maybe we could work tblue37 Apr 2016 #49

Well, Mammon obviously. The same one they pray to Bucky Apr 2016 #51

Isn't he the one that made Fairuza Balk crazy that one time? Scootaloo Apr 2016 #63

She. ChairmanAgnostic Apr 2016 #44

He is well known for using people in bets with Satan. Hortensis Apr 2016 #46

A very dangerous person who should not be in government let alone seek the Presidency monmouth4 Apr 2016 #2

Who, God? I also think God needs to stay out of politics and tblue37 Apr 2016 #50

even scarier DustyJoe Apr 2016 #4

They never consider the possibility that God wants them to run and lose. tanyev Apr 2016 #5

A lesson in humility is just what the deity ordered! Chemisse Apr 2016 #7

The modern version of the trials of Job? nt csziggy Apr 2016 #9

More like the Trials Of "I Really Want This Job" hatrack Apr 2016 #26

Gotta be very careful with the things God "wants us to do." Miles Archer Apr 2016 #13

So Jesus did anoint him. Kingofalldems Apr 2016 #8

Not everybody was home when Jesus called. hatrack Apr 2016 #25

It would scare me to death if I picked the phone and someone said "Hi, this is Jesus callling you." CTyankee Apr 2016 #58

I got a call from Jesus about my credit card ... eppur_se_muova Apr 2016 #64

Hatch Act Gman Apr 2016 #31

what a self-serving full of himself asshole demtenjeep Apr 2016 #10

So it came through Heidi? Chemisse Apr 2016 #11

"....Gawd Almighty Can We get some Lunch Before They Close!!!" Stallion Apr 2016 #20

Your post made me laugh til I cried. I was thinking something similar but you said it best. politicaljunkie41910 Apr 2016 #28

LOL!! I know; I can just picture her thinking that. n/t Chemisse Apr 2016 #41

A scummy egotist wrapped in phony humility. rug Apr 2016 #12

God seems to speak in riddles that make no sense to rational people. nruthie Apr 2016 #14

maybe it meant stop thinking you are all that demtenjeep Apr 2016 #16

Basically... Miles Archer Apr 2016 #18

She says god my sore knees..rafeal hears god we surely need dembotoz Apr 2016 #19

these ppl are downright scary juxtaposed Apr 2016 #21

It's a mental illness. He should be allowed to use scissors, much less run for office NightWatcher Apr 2016 #22

God couldn't have been too sure about his endorsement... Frustratedlady Apr 2016 #23

He's got a thing for knees. Don't judge. randome Apr 2016 #45

"God DAMNIT, my knees hurt!! Jesus CHRIST, are we FINISHED YET?!!?!?" hatrack Apr 2016 #24

I didn't know horseflies were religious. desmiller Apr 2016 #27

ted is.... spanone Apr 2016 #29

God must have a very sick sense of humor Pakid Apr 2016 #30

k&r! DesertRat Apr 2016 #32

that is batshit crazy, right there.... mike_c Apr 2016 #34

And was that before or after 2naSalit Apr 2016 #36

With the Cruz family, "receiving a word" definitely has a Son of Sam flavor to it. Miles Archer Apr 2016 #39

Indeed! 2naSalit Apr 2016 #62

"We were on our knees for two hours seeking God's will. At the end of that time, a word came through Ghost in the Machine Apr 2016 #37

It's like that time The Eagles, at the time of their first album, went out to Joshua Tree desert... Miles Archer Apr 2016 #40

god picked dubya too, so he has a bad track record! yortsed snacilbuper Apr 2016 #38

"Seek God's face, not God's hand" does not mean, if you're sane, "Run for President." pnwmom Apr 2016 #42

Was it a word or a fart that came through Heidi? randome Apr 2016 #43

religion - justifying shitbaggery since, well, damn near forever KG Apr 2016 #47

There's never a 2X4 around when you need one. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2016 #48

!!! Bucky Apr 2016 #52

Doesn't ""Seek God's face, not God's hand."" mean Kip Humphrey Apr 2016 #53

What does 'Seek God's face, not God's hand,' even mean? Bucky Apr 2016 #54

And the Lord apoke and he said, ... Botany Apr 2016 #55

The only place Cruz could look for God's face was in the Oval Office? merrily Apr 2016 #56

That's plain delusional. nt SusanCalvin Apr 2016 #57

These people are even more deluded and ignorant, mr blur Apr 2016 #59

Two HOURS? Who has that kind of time? Brickbat Apr 2016 #60

Well her imaginary friend must be preparing her malaise Apr 2016 #61

I'll see your cruz and raise you one rubio! yortsed snacilbuper Apr 2016 #65