Meanwhile, in the bathroom at Target....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The last time I was in a bathroom at a Target

it wasn't nearly that interesting. In fact, bathrooms are seldom interesting regardless of who is using them - which is why I don't get the controversy (except that it's been created by bigoted assholes who apparently have no idea what happens in public bathrooms, which is people closing stall doors and peeing without anybody looking at their personal bits).