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3catwoman3

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102. God pissing on Cruz.

Reply to rpannier (Reply #75)

Tue May 3, 2016, 11:47 PM

May 2016

Thank you for one of the best laughs of this whole effed up primary season.

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahaha - the chosen one was not chosen [View all] malaise May 2016 OP

Which one? nt Smarmie Doofus May 2016 #1

Oh My!!! malaise May 2016 #3

That was a serious question! ozone_man May 2016 #62

It can.....sadly. SammyWinstonJack May 2016 #65

It can n/t malaise May 2016 #91

i look forward to an entire summer... Takket May 2016 #2

Join the line malaise May 2016 #5

Hillary beating Trump is NOT a guarantee. retrowire May 2016 #34

If Republicans turn out the vote, Hillary's negative approval rating might well sink her/Congress. marble falls May 2016 #39

And who's been breaking voter outcome records this year? retrowire May 2016 #45

I agree with you. Independents would more than make up for the Democratic vote shortfall .... marble falls May 2016 #55

And I, along with many other independents joined this party only because of Bernie. retrowire May 2016 #61

If Democrats would stop trying to force rancid pablum down out throats Maedhros May 2016 #88

I'm happy with the status quo fun n serious May 2016 #114

Hillary will basically say how great things are and will be as she follows the establishment RKP5637 May 2016 #64

It's not over yet malaise May 2016 #90

Yep, I have to keep thining that. Thanks! RKP5637 May 2016 #99

There is NO WAY Plucketeer May 2016 #96

I certainly hope not. A trump election win would be disastrous to the future of the US! n/t RKP5637 May 2016 #98

oh my Skittles May 2016 #106

and you're sure Sanders could beat Trump? Skittles May 2016 #105

I'm much more certain. nt retrowire May 2016 #108

You know what ELSE the Donald has? fred v May 2016 #117

The Hillary or bust fools can also be the problem. nt retrowire May 2016 #119

Why do I hear the theme music to.... CompanyFirstSergeant May 2016 #4

Good pick malaise May 2016 #22

Happy one thousanth post, First Shirt! I was just tom_kelly May 2016 #92

Thank you...! CompanyFirstSergeant May 2016 #113

K&R... spanone May 2016 #6

Sweet malaise May 2016 #10

You cannot stop him, while supportig gun-control Jeffersons Ghost May 2016 #7

I am anti-gun malaise May 2016 #8

Cruz scared me much more than Trump did... First Speaker May 2016 #9

Which is my only point here malaise May 2016 #11

Hear the giant sucking sound?.......It's TheCowsCameHome May 2016 #12

I can't freaking wait to hear him malaise May 2016 #13

He'll be so 2naSalit May 2016 #14

The Tedtanic went down at the dock. TheCowsCameHome May 2016 #15

Too good malaise May 2016 #17

He's battling Carly for the only lifeboat seat. TheCowsCameHome May 2016 #19

I think this is the end malaise May 2016 #37

Damn. I thought he was found in a dumpster. TheCowsCameHome May 2016 #42

On Prom Night? N/T Throckmorton May 2016 #59

I guess Gawd is a liar! n/t n2doc May 2016 #16

Yes indeed malaise May 2016 #18

i would love to be a fly on crups wall demtenjeep May 2016 #20

Stuck? malaise May 2016 #24

yea i did demtenjeep May 2016 #27

I can't believe I'm saying this but... bdwker May 2016 #21

They are twins malaise May 2016 #23

Who are twins? CompanyFirstSergeant May 2016 #26

Trump and Cruz malaise May 2016 #28

Grab an extra spoon, will ya? Laffy Kat May 2016 #30

And pour some chocolate sauce on the top, love my coffee ice cream w/sauce..n/t monmouth4 May 2016 #31

Yummers! nt Laffy Kat May 2016 #32

Put some walnuts malaise May 2016 #35

I'm pretty good - try not to have more than two tablespoons nightly malaise May 2016 #36

Right on. This is a celebration..n/t monmouth4 May 2016 #38

Yep he's pulling out malaise May 2016 #40

You are so bad and so good at it...Bwahahahaaa..n/t monmouth4 May 2016 #41

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise May 2016 #43

Daamn!! Third Doctor May 2016 #56

Wink malaise May 2016 #109

Uh-oh, you'll get a Cruzy-spanky if you're naughty! Hekate May 2016 #81

And all media is noting that he even smacked his wife in public malaise May 2016 #110

Ted Drops out wallyworld2 May 2016 #73

twin sons of different mothers...... lastlib May 2016 #82

Cruz also projects a lot. Ilsa May 2016 #25

+1,000 malaise May 2016 #29

K&R jazzwinders May 2016 #33

Jebus rejected them all malaise May 2016 #48

Ha ha! mcar May 2016 #44

It's over malaise May 2016 #46

Dude is terrifying mcar May 2016 #50

Good riddance malaise May 2016 #52

I'll drink to that! mcar May 2016 #53

I must protest Nac Mac Feegle May 2016 #72

I exhaled Mira May 2016 #47

A major threat to women, to secularism malaise May 2016 #49

So, did god make a mistake???? stopbush May 2016 #51

No his snake oil daddy is just another asshole malaise May 2016 #54

But but but God told him to do it LiberalElite May 2016 #57

Glad he was able to ,,, Cryptoad May 2016 #58

That's racist fascist misogynist Islamophibe Jack Rabbit May 2016 #60

God'a annointing must have missed rpannier May 2016 #63

They made it all up malaise May 2016 #74

I don't think they made it up. They misunderstood rpannier May 2016 #75

LOL malaise May 2016 #77

God pissing on Cruz. 3catwoman3 May 2016 #102

Did you hear the lemonade stand bit? C Moon May 2016 #66

I missed that malaise May 2016 #80

Cruz was giving his speech... C Moon May 2016 #104

Baby Jesus is crying tonight. Kaleva May 2016 #67

Scariest of a scary bunch suffragette May 2016 #68

God likes fun and games too I see. Chicago1980 May 2016 #69

Amazing. Trump knocks out Cruz. Nt NCTraveler May 2016 #70

You know Cruz was really beaten yesterday malaise May 2016 #83

i love it demtenjeep May 2016 #71

The real problem is that if Trump was prepared to destroy an entire party malaise May 2016 #76

I'm sipping on Cruz tears tonight FLPanhandle May 2016 #78

Seriously I hate Trump malaise May 2016 #79

Hate isn't a strong enough word FLPanhandle May 2016 #84

+1,000 malaise May 2016 #85

Maybe... 3catwoman3 May 2016 #103

Ditto. The ones who do it for religion are the scariest of all... Hekate May 2016 #86

Yep - they are the progeny of the ReTHUG party from Nixon to Bush malaise May 2016 #87

creepy Cruz drove me to booze, now that he's gone I may hit the bong. elmac May 2016 #89

I thought Bernie was always predicted to win IN. Open primary...it's his. Why so much about this? Jitter65 May 2016 #93

No malaise May 2016 #95

Oh snap I thought you humbled_opinion May 2016 #94

Bye bye Lucy!!! LostOne4Ever May 2016 #97

Tomorrow's Daily News malaise May 2016 #100

Whoops I thought this was a thread gloating about Hillary losing... Kalidurga May 2016 #101

Did you see him jab his wife? What the hell is wrong with him? Rex May 2016 #107

Damn - it was clearly accidental malaise May 2016 #111

Horrible, I hope he apologized to her immediately. Rex May 2016 #116

Hey Carly, Come On And Quit With Me! ProfessorGAC May 2016 #112

They deserve each other malaise May 2016 #115

Ted Cruz was too creepy to save the GOP from Donald Trump Liberal_in_LA May 2016 #118