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4. Senate Officially Mourns Return of Ted Cruz...Borowitz

Wed May 4, 2016, 12:51 PM

May 2016

The United States Senate declared an official day of mourning on Wednesday to mark the impending return of Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) to the legislative body.

Ordering all flags at the U.S. Capitol to half-staff, the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, announced the day of mourning in a somber proclamation. “We mark this day with a deep personal sense of loss that will never completely heal,” he said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/senate-officially-mourns-return-of-ted-cruz

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to be fair mercuryblues May 2016 #1

Thank you, Carly. Fuddnik May 2016 #2

Senate Officially Mourns Return of Ted Cruz...Borowitz dixiegrrrrl May 2016 #4

I live in central Texas and must apologize to you all trc May 2016 #9

She can still put the VC thing on her CV though Helen Borg May 2016 #3

Early term abortion of her candidacy Geronimoe May 2016 #5

late term abortion for Ted Cruz though Fast Walker 52 May 2016 #8

Sexist as hell.... markbark May 2016 #6

"Why the long face Carly?" The_Casual_Observer May 2016 #7

hope Trump gives her consideration as his VP rurallib May 2016 #10

oh yes, please please please!!!!! n/t dixiegrrrrl May 2016 #11

Trumps gonna select his daughter for VP Plucketeer May 2016 #13

Was she actually going to be his VP? pangaia May 2016 #12

Yep. dixiegrrrrl May 2016 #15

Thanks for posting this Gothmog May 2016 #14

That was Borowitz's line and he should be credited. spooky3 May 2016 #16

Someone sent it to me.....but will happily credit Borowitz.... n/t dixiegrrrrl May 2016 #17