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Aristus

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13. Yeah, real survivalists...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sat May 7, 2016, 05:34 PM

May 2016

They didn't know how to dig proper latrines during their "protest". And their prison food doesn't come with enough gravy and barbecue sauce.

The only thing those shit-heads know how to do, survival-wise, is flex a trigger finger; something four year-olds can do; and seem to be doing in ever-increasing numbers, by the way...

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Bundys Complain Of Poor Jail Food [View all] struggle4progress May 2016 OP

Quick! Send them French Vanilla creamer!! Coventina May 2016 #1

Comfy slippers and throwrugs would be nice. TonyPDX May 2016 #3

give um a few large rattlesnakes, since they like occupying buildings associated with wildlife... Jeffersons Ghost May 2016 #25

and how about an open bar? gopiscrap May 2016 #28

poor little guys oldandhappy May 2016 #2

Please tell me they are getting their bi-weekly manipeds and that the chef has been hlthe2b May 2016 #4

Ol' Ryan needs more Alpo. TheCowsCameHome May 2016 #5

In the jails in real libertarian countries the families have to provide the food and medicine for LiberalArkie May 2016 #6

There are libertarian countries? I don't think so, I despise libertarianism, but they don't have braddy May 2016 #29

This message was self-deleted by its author rjsquirrel May 2016 #7

They think the government is all steak liberal N proud May 2016 #8

Yup,these Dupes were and are Wellstone ruled May 2016 #9

Maybe if they would have stopped to consider that they would Baitball Blogger May 2016 #10

Aw, not enough snacks? NV Whino May 2016 #11

If you can not do the time, then do not commit the crime Gothmog May 2016 #12

Yeah, real survivalists... Aristus May 2016 #13

Their "survivalists," right? Let them catch jailhouse rats. Vinca May 2016 #14

We'd give you better chow gratuitous May 2016 #15

You win the thread. That is all everyone else can go home now. Volaris May 2016 #17

Fucking get used to it sorefeet May 2016 #16

The food is bland and unpalatable? Poor things! Somehow every other prisoner survives on it. Shrike47 May 2016 #18

edible bag of dicks on the way! Demonaut May 2016 #19

Strap on that feedbag of dicks Blue Owl May 2016 #24

I'm sure if they asked politely SwankyXomb May 2016 #27

Whiners! I wonder what the rest of the prison pop thinks Ilsa May 2016 #20

That's what happens when you support prison privatization... Dont call me Shirley May 2016 #21

They need snacks an socks PDQ jpak May 2016 #22

Can't fight for our Freedumbs without our twizzlers and Miller Lite Monk06 May 2016 #23

I'll second that... JohnnyRingo May 2016 #26

Poor, hypocritical babies... SeattleVet May 2016 #30