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3catwoman3

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53. Well...

Mon May 16, 2016, 02:51 PM

May 2016

...played. I am a pediatric nurse practitioner, but what I call my "inner English teacher" is always on duty."

You might enjoy this little item I found years ago:

Ode To Spellcheck

I have a spelling chequer.
It came with my PC.

It planely marks four my revue,
Miss takes eye can knot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,
And I'm shore your glad two no.

Its wonder full in every whey.
My chequer tolled mi sew.

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